Hope Twilight and her family are in for a wild ride aboard a Starspeeder 3000!

Shining Armor’s opinion on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride  
Shining Armor: It is the best ride I have ever ridden on! I’m in love with this Wild Ride! A little scary but fun!
 
Bob and Twilight’s opinion on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride  
Bob and Twilight: We wouldn’t ride it and we never will!
 
May of 1998  
Mr. Toad fan: We heard about the possible closure of our favorite ride!  
Mr. Toad fan 2: Seriously?!? Replacing our favorite toad with a Winnie the Pooh ride!  
Mr. Toad fan 3: We are not crazy!  
Bob the Tomato: Larry, why are all of those people who love Mr. Toad acting crazy?  
Larry the Cucumber: I don’t know. They are not smart enough to save their Wild Ride.  
Junior Asparagus: Those Toad-In’s are really as crazy as squirrels! I just bought a Winnie the Pooh doll just to tell everyone that popularity the Winnie the Pooh franchise is increasing like wild!  
Shining Armor: I HOPPING MAD AND I WANT WINNIE THE POOH GONE! MR. TOAD IS THE BEST! MRTOADFTWWINNIETHEPOOHFTL!

@Ponymous  
GJGE.

@JJMDude  
Yes I know failing at being a troll should stick to my day job as a spammer… but I do have some fate in Disney even though I hate them and think they are nothing but Neo-Nazi.

@Ponymous  
Uh huh… sure…  
Troll

@JJMDude  
THEY BOUGHT STAR WARS?!?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A RUMOR LIKE THE ONE ABOUT MARVEL!

Cadence, Shining Armor and Twilight in comparison to their parents (in law) look so horny….  
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well…I…Um…FUCK YOU IT WAS FUNNY!!!

@Ponymous  
What are you on about? Disney purchasing Star Wars?
 
So what? They can’t do any worse than Lucas did.

FUCK YOU DISNEY!! I HOPE YOU’RE TURNING IN YOUR GRAVE AT WHAT YOUR PEOPLE HAVE DONE!! YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS LUCAS FOR KILLING INDIE!!