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Barb: “I-I know it probably doesnt mean much - coming from me - but Ill always think youre the best.”

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Barb: “Hey, Elusive, remember when I was ill and unable to assist you in your haberdashery for the last 3 weeks?”
 
Elusive: “Yes, Barb, I was worried sick about you when Dusk Shine told me that you were under the weather. Are you feeling better?”
 
Barb: blushes “Well, honey, I’m more than just better. Let’s just say: It’s a miracle, and you’re going to have a son and a daughter.”
 
Elusive: “Really?! You’re pregnant?! But how?!!?!”
 
Barb: “Daddy Solaris told me that if I found the one creature that truly loved me as much as I love him, our relationship and love will allow me to conceive, and you are that lucky colt. I love you so much!!”
 
Elusive: “I love you too, Barbara, my very sexy dragonness. You will make a beautiful mother. I can’t believe that I’m going to be a father!”
 
Barbara proceeds to kiss Elusive on his left cheek, and Elusive holds Barbara close while gently rubbing Barbara’s tummy lovingly
Benzene
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@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
While I appreciate your candour I hope you don’t feel as if you were put on the spot, that certainly wasn’t my intention.
 
And yes, I suppose it must be… interesting to imagine what your beloved might be like were she a stallion. And if I may put you on the spot–still, feel free to decline answering–would you feel the same if she were?
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@Benzene  
I’m mostly straight but sometimes like to clop to stallions, and since Elusive technically is Rarity he’s fair game in my book (not to mention a good looking gentlecolt as well). Not that its anything more than fantasy, as ultimately I remain committed to Rarity.
Benzene
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@SquiggyBomb
 
Bah, Elusive’s probably straight as an arrow, too. The good ones are invariably straight or taken. Or both.
 
@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
I was going to make some remark about you at least being straight like Rarity but this now throws a spanner into the cogs of that plan.
 
Care to share? Finding a gentleman like Elusive isn’t easy.