Those look like my air monarchs xD

So is this whole series of pics about Rainbow Dash the Creepy House Burglar?

@MrVargasProductions  
I’m pretty sure she’s not a pet in this one so much as a stalker.

Having Rainbow Dash as a pet could be really dangerous…

@Darkmoon  
I wear mine when I leave the house.

I only have the one pair of shoes, so who the hell owns that pair?

@Background Pony #1922  
I fucking love you.

I take my sneakers when I leave the house.

Walking in the door, I was just too tired to do anything else other than just lay down on the couch & get ready for some Call of Cutie: New Lunar Republic Ops. I couldn’t believe I downloaded that mod… and how much fun I had with it.
 
Sitting down, I noticed my Jordan Cement 3s were on the couch next to me. Weird; I always kept my Jordans in the box unless it was time to go out. More importantly, they were covered in… blue hairs? Not just blue hairs, but red, yellow, orange, blue, & even purple hairs. Who the hell was in my house?
 
The answer to that question came out of my room, wearing my 4s.
 
A blue, Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane & tail, and the most beautiful rose-colored eyes I’d ever seen.
 
Before I could even question if it was real, it… she, assuming for her face, leaped out of my sneakers & onto my lap, embracing me as if I was her own lover, her soft mane tickling my neck.
 
I wanted to push her away, but she was so soft, so warm, so cute, I just wrapped my arms around her, trying to ignore the fact a pony just wore my shoes and was hugging me.

@Background Pony
 
Yes.
 
Joy.
 
Appropriate, this.

@gittonsxv  
Pretty much, yeah.

Huh. Guess I was wrong. For now.

I don’t own sneakers….

From what I understand all these are indirect. So, I’ll make one up according to this train of thought: “I take pictures of your pony collection and show them to my friends.”
 
Subsequently, my pony collection is scattered all over two different houses… So, I guess she’d have… Both my addresses? ._.;

You’re looking for a paddling, don’t you?

Wait, when did I have sneakers? Oh. How nice, you got me some sneakers.

So, back to cute? I’ll have an eye on you, Dash…

Yeah, back to cute. Well, cuter, anyway.
 
I mean, just look at her trying to tie those shoelaces!

THOSE ARE MY SHOES
 
GIVE THEM BACK YOU ARE A PONY
 
they dont even fit

so she sneaks into my house, goes tho my files, puts on my shirts, licks my spoons and walks around with my shoes on?
 
what is this? stalker dash?

Unfortunately my pony capturing device is not small enough to fit in shoes.

Whatever that’s fine.

Kinda makes sense to me.

Back into cute-not-creepy territory again.

Is that why my shoes are always messed up?!