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Pinkie Pie: And that’s how Jesus Anthony Stark, formerly known as Yeshua ben Yousef, was born.
Quick and Dirty edit. Translation by Draco Runan.
Quick and Dirty edit. Translation by Draco Runan.
♪”I was born ten thousand years ago, Ain’t nothing in this world that i don’t know”♪
Which incidentally is not in the source text. There were three gifts and an indeterminate number of magi, or wise men. But yeah, NGE names their computers after the commonly attributed names.
THE PINK ONE HAS LIVED A THOUSAND OF YOUR HUMAN LIFETIMES.
SHE HAS BORE WITNESS TO THINGS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, MORTAL.
Please don’t tell me you this horribly slow. It’s damn near common knowledge that the MAGI computers are named after the three Wise Men from Christianity. Jesus, Are there seriously still people who nothing about NGE?
Too bad about Sol Indiges, though. Always thought he was a real stand-up Titan.
Convenience.
Really, Sol Invictus was already a celebration in Rome, so…
Santa’s birthday is December 6th, everyone knows that. Jesus was obviously born on March 25th. I dunno why everyone thinks he was born the same day as Sol Invictus.
Who the hell is that guy?
Everyone know christmas is Santa’ s birthday and for that reason he give everyone gift cause nobody explained him how birthday parties really works.
Still more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Maybe.
Tony stark is now lvl… I think 100 or more. (?)
Yeah, I know, especially in the southern regions such as Kaohsiung and Tainan.
Yeah, but some old people, y’know?
Isn’t Mandarin currently the official language in Taiwan? I’m Taiwanese myself, yet we speak mostly Mandarin, though my parents do speak fluent Taiwanese dialect. My ancestors were from Shandong, China.
@Wilhelm II, Kaiser
Yes, the Republic of China. Formed by the original usurpers of China’s last Imperial Dynasty.
Lighten up, we’re being facetious.
@Wilhelm II, Kaiser
As a Chinese, I kindly ask you to shut the fuck, this site is about ponies, not fucking politics.
It hasn’t been recognized as real China by most countries since the ‘70s, and there are Taiwanese who still consider the Chinese an occupying force and don’t identify with them. My wife’s grandparents even speak Taiwanese as their native language, and only know a passing amount of Mandarin.
Seeing a baby born?
No, it’s how Pinkie got her cutie mark.