@Beau Skunky  
Ohhh, so Pinkie just needed some Cake to restore her sanity.  
Yeah, cake does have that effect on people.

@K.Waza  
Don’t worry, they apparently let her go.
 

NO!! What horrid Savages!!!  
What kind of sick twisted PHOQUE would put Marshmallow to the stew!!??  
The sweetness will RUIN the savory flavor!  
Somebody! Quick!! Call Gordon Ramsay right away! He’ll put a stop to this culinary MADNESS!

…Why do I feel hungry now.

Rarity: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! I’M NAKED!!!”

@Beau Skunky  
<*“Ooooh…”* faints)

@Crystal Neighybánya  
And then come the chilled monkey brains. :P (Ewww)
 
More like the “Dinner of Doom.”

@Beau Skunky  
Indeed she would. Meanwhile…
 
<*“I was happy in Shanghai! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I hate being outside! I’m a singer! I could lose my voice…!”*)

@Crystal Neighybánya  
Scootaloo with an “Asian” accent would be adorable.

@Beau Skunky  
Perfect!

@Crystal Neighybánya  
My God, Rarity was so fit in that role, only she’d be more likable.
 
Scootaloo would of course, be “Scoot-Around.” ;)
 

Why do I have a feeling Rarity is incessantly whining like Willie in Temple of Doom?

Hho don’t join our little cult here will become dinner !

Poor rarity

THAT IS SO CRUEL!

Where is the abuse tag? Because this is abuse!

NO! STOP IT, YOU SAVAGES!! RARITY’S MANE IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY WRECKED BY THAT STEAM!!!

That Pinkie Pie right there reminds me of the Spongebob episode “Rule of Dumb”, where Patrick Star was mistaken as king and went power-crazy.

I would like some marshmallow in my curry.

Director: And cut! Bring out the stunt double!

There was a scene like that in G1.

That is going to be one fabulous soup.

The Doctor continues frantically trying to land the tardis. He lost one companion, and dosen’t want to lose any more… To Be Continued.

Spikey-Wikey :“NEVER FEAR! I’LL SAVE YOU RARITY MY SWEET!”
 
Spike runs out of the bushes, his short hobbly legs wiggling and getting her now where as fast as he can move them. ( which isn’t too fast compared to a pony ) He barrels through some lawn decorations HuBBa Pinka has set up. “Almost there Rarity.”
 
Rarity: Spikey! Do hurry, this is very hot, and rather unkind to my skin. I think I am starting to sweat.
 
Spike leaps over some picnic tables and benches set up around pit of yummy foods and stuff that HuBBa Pinka has set up for everypony. Finally reaching the center of the foods and stuff pit, SPikey leaps into the air to rescue his damsel in distress. He puffs out his chest, stops mid air to check his scales and clean his teeth to an exasperated sigh from his damsel. After a lick stick of his dorsal thingies on his head, he continues his midair leap towards his hopefully after this bride. Her eyes go wide, his smile even wider. He spreads his arms out, opening his clawed hands to grab at the pole holding his soon to be mistress. PLAP! He lands right onto her face, the disgruntled mare and baby dragon sway violently for a few seconds. Then…
 
Rarity: “Oh Spikey-dear, do be a gentle-dork and relinquish yourself from my face. You smell rather bad.”
 
Spikey-dork: Well excuse me. It is hot out and Twilight locked me out of the library again.”
 
Rarity groans as Spikey-the-rescue-the-damsel-in-distress-fail slowly slides off of her face. He plops into the soup.
 
A door slams open off to the right of the whole scene.
 
“What is going on? Why do you stew? What is with the pony hanging over that brew. How many times have I spoke. That is not for food. What is this cruel joke? Now get on with you, unless you don’t care. Get out of here now, before I take all your hair!” The mighty Zebra had spoken.
 
HuBBA Pinka sighed. “Let’s go everypony. Looks like our fun is done. OOOH I know. Lets go and pretend were the royal guards and make Twilight let Spike-the-soup-swimming-fish back into the library to take a bath!”
 
Spike-the-soup-swimming-fish’s head pops out of the soup. “Oh, I almost had her this time!” He said as he and everypony else walked back to Ponyville.
 
Rarity: Would somepony be kind enough as to CUT ME the hay DOWN!

Woah, that’s some serious role-playing