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Background Pony #E03D
“Sorry, lady. I’d love to accept an ‘alternative payment method’, but if I did that, it’d be coming out of my paycheck, and I’m already just making enough to get by.”
Scp-3125
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
If this is anything like the cyanide and happiness video then the birthday party next door is in for a “big” surprise
Background Pony #9524
You keep hearing stories about stuff like this, but how often does it happen in real life? Though I was once warned when I was working for a delivery agency to not let the attractive women customers refuse to pay in exchange for sex. “Because if they’ll do you for a reason that cheap, just ask yourself who else they boffed lately – and whatever diseases they might have had.”
Background Pony #1607
@Poptard  
Google results for the old video’s ID show no clear answer, but include the phrases “Cyanide Happiness Big Sausage Pizza” and “Barbershop Quartet Hits On Girl From Taxi - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts”.
Background Pony #1607
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube’s policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.
Background Pony #9524
“Sorry, lady, but no can screw, I mean do. I screwed three pizzas away already today.”
Antonyourknee
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A waste of biomatter
Dear diary: Today I’ve lost another fast food delivery service,the third this month.I think they getting wise to my”genoristy” and have begun to deflect my advances ,leaving only the locale oriental establishment as any possible hope to fulfill my “fantasy” however I must consider the fact that the last time I ordered from them ,opal hissed at my sesame tofu and IT hissed right back.
Background Pony #D341
Seriously Rarity, you know he has to account for the pizza, right? What’s he going to give his boss when he gets back?