How is that evil. She trolled him for being a fucker. Personally I wouldn’t cut his legs off and drowned him in ice cream but that’s just me

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I know this shanty thanks to Assassins Creed: Black Flag, arrrrrr matey!

Source is a roleplaying group on the private servers of Legends of Equestria.  
Some guy came up with this “funny” idea.

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When I randomly searched the “sea shanty” tag I couldn’t have wanted more :3

SING ALONG WITH ME MAH HEARTIES:  
Come all you young sailor men, listen to me,  
I’ll sing you a song of the fish in the sea;  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Up jumps the eel with his slippery tail,  
Climbs up aloft and reefs the topsail;  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Then up jumps the shark with his nine rows of teeth,  
Saying, “You eat the dough, boys, and I’ll eat the beef!”  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Up jumps the lobster with his heavy claws,  
Bites the main boom right off by the jaws!  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Up jumps the halibut, lies flat on the deck,  
He says, “Mister Captain, don’t step on my neck!”  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Up jumps the herring, the king of the sea,  
Saying, “All other fishes, now you follow me!”  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Up jumps the codfish with his chuckle-head,  
He runs out up forward and throws out the lead!  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Up jumps the whale, the largest of all,  
“If you want any wind, well, I’ll blow ye a squall!”  
And it’s…
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.
 
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,  
When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys;  
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,  
Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes.

uh sun intensifies= everybody dies

The heck did I just read?

I really need to get on more.