I wish someone would turn this into a hilarious fic!

@Phantom Rider
 
I doubt it.
 
A waifu and a waifu stealer, attracted like a magnet to each other in a setup like this would probably end up spinning in a circle indefinitelly and generate free energy! :D

Probably for the best that it didn’t go according to plan. Think of it: if a waifu and a waifu thief fuse, you’d get a black hole!

Well, Twilight’s certainly made a horse’s ass of herself this time.

Literally stealing your waifu…

Telepods: The worst way to travel.

@DanielTepesKraus  
ADMINS! LIKE BUTTON FOR COMMENTS! NOW!

@DanielTepesKraus  
Now I want to see that movie.

Never has the name “Dreamy Cutebottom” fit him more.

So… Flash is female now, yes? If he has Twi’s butt, he has her genitalia. also, if Twi’s butt can curse, maybe her head is stuck somewhere up inside of Flash. …That is horrifying.

We’ve gone too far! There are places man is not meant to trod and this is one of them!

Flashlight.  
Not what I meant.

My butt doesn’t usually talk, but when it does, it says “@#%?!”

@DanielTepesKraus  
I’d see that movie.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Curse you.

@PonyPon  

 
But the critics loved it! Wait until you see the scene with Spike and the pie!

I assume that somewhere Twilight Sparkle is standing around with Flash’s ass attached to her and cursing at her as well.

This certainly feels like some kind of badly-worded spell’s outcome. Twilight may have thought the title was figurative.

@DanielTepesKraus  
I hate you right now more than you can imagine.

“When I said I wanted to be one with you, this isn’t what I meant.”

Flash Sentry was an average stallion with an average life.
 
Until he met a certain purple pony, and he knew they were meant for each other. They were in love, but their careers kept driving a wedge between them and pulling them apart. Until his new waifu suggested a spell to keep them together, and his life was turned upside down.
 
“Sorry, my girl’s being a pain in the butt right now.”
 
Cue Music with scenes from the movie
 
“Quit winking at other stallions!”  
“Yes you are! You’re making me do it too!”
 
“Alright, I’m doing it! Enough potty mouth!”
 
“Twilight? She’s always right behind me. Mares, am I right?”
 
KICK  
“Agh, that does hurt when mares get kicked there.”
 
From Hasbro comes a comedy about family ties. Love. And most importantly, gratuitous plot.
 
This summer. Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry are…  
Joined At The Hip.
 
“I hate movies with plot holes.”
 
In theaters March 25th.

“What was that!?”
 
“new liver.”
 
this is where my mind went straight to.

@Background Pony #CB5B  
Yes. The answer is yes.

@Cyborg_pony
 
So if I masturbated, would it be me or her that feels it?