you’re all weird, let people have their headcanons. Arguing over fictional mares lol

@Background Pony #386E  
Obvious troll is obvious. And kinda lazy and unoriginal, to boot.

False.  
All of them are straight. That is canon.  
;)

@YetAnotherBrony  
Yeah, but I mean it’s also possible those desires will sometimes essentially shut off and she’ll become “temporarily asexual” if it’s needed for a punchline. I’m well aware that it doesn’t actually work like that, but this is Pinkie, she isn’t bound by the rules.

@Scrounge
 
Which is why many people (unverified Season 5 rumors notwithstanding) headcanon Pinkie as bisexual or pansexual. Because if it’s fun, for both her AND who she’s with, she doesn’t give a crap about “straight” “gay” or whatever!

BTW, why has nobody said this yet? It’s so obvious. Pinkie’s sexuality is whatever can provide a punchline. Duh.
 
 
@CocoaNut  
Yeah, and in addition to that, there’s the problem of them finding each other in the first place, and they’re less likely to be out looking and less likely to be noticeable. So things would be incredibly uncomfortable, to say the least.

@Scrounge
 
Shy people work really well, relationship-wise, with other shy people.
 
The problem being that they never actually get to the point where they talk, let alone start dating.

@CocoaNut  
Wow, they can’t even allow a handful of heterosexual couples? That’s… really overdoing it, I feel.
 
 
@Scrounge  
I probably should explain this one a bit better. I don’t feel Fluttershy’s more likely to be asexual aromantic than any other orientation, just that, well, she may be better off that way, given her problems in dealing with other ponies. Granted, she’s been coming out of her shell a little bit over the course of the last four seasons, but it’s a slow process, and I can’t help but feel that the process of seeking a romantic or sexual relationship, to say nothing of an actual first date if she found someone, would be downright nerve-wracking for her. It might be best if she didn’t have a reason to put herself in such a situation.

@PonyPon
 
Tumblr, mostly.

@CocoaNut  
Where are these people?
 
They sound delightful.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
They basically excuse the heterosexual couples in some bullshit ways, like something about artificial insemination or some such.

@Scrounge
 
As interesting as that sounds, I don’t think the crazed heterophobe is going to give a rational response, mostly because this is the Internet, and it’s easier than easy to simply ignore everything that doesn’t support your argument.

@Scrounge  
Yes and making sure to add your own in the void of confusion is a good trait but you need to be subtler with that…but you countered all the more moderate or opposing ones real well.

@Background Pony #3317  
Thanks! I think?

@Scrounge  
Subtle Defusing is always the best strategy in the never ending conflict of ideas and beliefs.

I’d have picked Fluttershy to be the asexual aromantic, but maybe that’s just me.
 
@Putinforgod  
I would have preferred pan pizza, but okay.
 
@Background Pony #8B25  
Your headcanon is more interesting than this picture. Congrats.
 
@CocoaNut  
If that person throws that at you again, challenge them to explain the heterosexual wedding and at least three other (presumably married) heterosexual couples with children that provably exist in canon. Results should be amusing.
 
@YetAnotherBrony  
She probably still smells like apples even when she’s just gotten out of the shower. Whole family does. Well, not Granny Smith any more necessarily, but she used to.
 
@RighteousIndignayshun  
Spike is, which is why he wasn’t invited to group photo day.

Me (in comment): “Why the heck is no one straight? I mean, come on. Just one person?”
 
*posts comment*
 
*sees drama below*
 
“Well, flip.”
 
* dodges the chairs *

@CocoaNut
 
Man, them brain farts.

By the way, can I just say that Rainbow Dash would be the worst thing for both lesbians and women that aren’t entirely feminine. It’s based entirely around the stereotype of a “butch lesbian” and acting like putting her as the only lesbians in the group isn’t so very much more detrimental than all of them being straight is the kind of behavior that can only exist in those transtrending stargender morons.

@bico-kun
 
While I would agree that heterophobia is more rare than homophobia, heterosexuality is by far more common than any other sexualities, hence my point about probability.
 
And no, that’s not the primary cause of heterophobia. The primary cause involve being so immersed in the militant side of the LGBTQ culture (still waiting for it to be LGBTQA, but I guess Q is supposed to be A as well) that you actually believe that an ideal world has no heterosexuals, or at least no heteronormative individuals. And yes, plenty of people have told me this and one even insisted that everyone in Equestria is gay, because that’s the way for a perfect society.
 
A secondary cause (somewhat related to the first) is interpretting heterosexuals, or at least heteronormative individuals, as dangerous not as a result of abuse by them, but by the constant pressure to view homophobia as an epidemic, in spite of the fact that the majority support gay marriage, and of those that don’t, it’s not always a result of homophobia (they hold no ill will towards gay couples or civil unions, but have certain ideas about the definition of marriage).
 
While it would be stupidity itself to deny that violence happens against non-heterosexuals, I have to say that most heterophobia I’ve seen comes from whiny brats whose parents didn’t call them special snowflakes when they announced that they were demisexual panromantic transgender wolfkin, immediately know everything about it and then throw every hour of every day advocating for the rights of their group (not that they know the difference between transgender and transsexual, mind you). Or a woman in McDonald’s that says that boys can’t be lesbians.
 
Yeah, that happened.
 
And no, boys can’t be lesbians.

Whoa, I didn’t mean to set off a major argument like this. I’m just saying that the whole “walk a mile in my shoes” is a pretty good empathy-creator…most of the time. In some situations, it doesn’t really work out though.

@CocoaNut  
Not really. Heterophobia is way less common than homophobia, for one. It certainly doesn’t express itself in the same way as homophobia, as it’s often an actual fear response brought on by association with abusers. Further, given the disproportionate representation of sexually normative individuals in the media, in general, having a group with none in it is far more likely to be a result of an attempt at parity rather than some antagonism toward straight people.

@bico-kun
 
Considering that the vast majority of people are heterosexual, there’s a much higher probability that they’re all heterosexual than there is that they’re all non-heterosexual. The probability of this being heterophobic is higher than the person picking these sexualities at random or based on non-heterophobic reasons.

@bico-kun  
Yeah, removing tag…now

I’m more curious as to why this is tagged as “heterophobic.” Generally, it’s not considered homophobic to headcanon all the Mane6 as heterosexual, and half the cast in this headcanon allows for heterosexual relationships, so apparently the OP isn’t against those.