Twilight and shinings mom: ok Shining, we re going to eat out. your dad and I is putting you in charge of your sister. Ok?
 
Shining armor: ok mother!
 
Twilight and shinings parents: leaves
 
Twilight: mommy? Daddy? Cries wildly
 
Shining armor: no no. Mommy and Daddy are is comming back! They just left to eat!
 
Twilight: falls on her back and cries more
 
Shining armor: gets an idea you know what will make you happy?
 
Twilight: shooks head
 
Shining armor: this will. Blows a zerbert on twilight’s chest pppfffllt!
 
Twilight: hahahahaha big brother hahahaha! It tickles! Hahahahahaha! Stop it!
 
Shining armor: the only way it can stop is if you be happy. Continues with the zerberts ffflllrrt! pppllrrt! bbbrrrttl!
 
Twilight: HEHEHEHEHE! OKAHAHAY! ILL BE HAPPY! ILL BE HAPPY!
 
Shining armor: stops
 
Twilight: gets up ok. Ill be happy til mommy and daddy comes back.
 
Shining armor: good. or I’ll blow on your chest again.
 
Twilight’s and shinings parents: returns home
 
Twilight’s and shinings mom: was everything ok?
 
Shining armor: yeah. Nothing bad happened winks at twilight
 
Twilight: winks back

First glance :/ I’m messed up

Well, time to go find a new functioning heart.

@judacris  
That sounds fair.

Brrrrrzzz!

@Techy Pony  
This was on purpose. I don’t want comments that will rob the innocence of this scene (common sight). I put Shining Armor a little higher for that.

@lasty  
I suppose that’s reasonable, like the reason I can pet my (female) dogs belly but not my (male) dogs…a little closer for comfort xD
 
Actually, it makes far more sense for ponies to do them on the chest for the same reason I mentioned.

@Techy Pony  
Well, pony chests are different from a human girl’s chest, so other things might be normal in Equestria.

Raspberry’s are supposed to be done on the stomach, not chest, at least usually.

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
 
CUTENESS OVERLOAD, MY MANHOOD IS ABOUT TO EXTINGUISH ITSELF!!!

@amess  
Some kind of eating.

@Swisalis  
This. I only a few seconds ago realized that that wasn’t a frown - and only because I saw the tag that indicated otherwise.

I… I can’t unsee Shining’s cheek instead being a massive frown…

@FloydPinkerton  
As in canibalism?  
Yeah… I also saw it.

Who else horribly misinterpreted this when they saw the thumbnail?