@Background Pony #0D10  
Still better than Safari.
 
(Safari is an Apple search engine, for those who don’t get the joke. It was also a burn.)

Internet Explorer is the Callie of browsers. It functions, and it’s okay, but it has the standout value and overall personality of a cabbage.
 
(Callie is from Splatoon, for those who don’t get the joke. And yes, that was a burn.)

Worth trying?

If I have to leave you behind, give me one last hug before I go

Well you had been with me from 2014 until 2016 in my phone. But I upgraded to Windows 10 mobile, so now take your little sister Edge with me.
 
Honestly I did like our time together, you’re quite good browser in my phone. But your little sister is better, so yeah this is s goodbye.

@zippysqrl
 
My thoughts and feelings go out to you, Sqrl. Internet Explorer has stabbed us all in the back at some point in our lives.

@PaintThe88  
Don’t be scared, my status doesn’t mean I’ll make you regret disagreeing with me(I wouldn’t be a very good mod if I did).  
I’m the most tech-savvy person in the family, and when trying to help my family with technical problems i usually have to use IE because they don’t have any other browser.  
When trying to download chrome for my sisters laptop after doing a factory reset(due to her getting a lot of adware and shit), IE(and it’s best friend Bing) gave me a bunch of adware-filled links instead of the official google download, so it’s no wonder she had so much adware.  
And when trying to use it on my mothers tablet, it wouldnt load numerous sites and instead threw stupid errors, eventually I managed to download chrome and the problem went away.  
And other times, it has just been shitty in general :D  
I’d much rather use Firefox or RAM-hogging Chrome than IE.

@zippysqrl  

 
with the position you run on this site, i won’t even argue with you.

i actualy managed to upload a pic w ie  
i kan take u whit me, but i onely use u if opera, firefox and chrome crashes.

Everytime I use you something fucks up, so no >:C  
 
(not my desktop)

@BigMax  
Ah. Didn’t know that. :j

@thps48  
Uhm, what? It was Edge’s development name.

@BigMax  
Spartan is supposedly not affiliated with Microsoft.

@age3rcm  
The name is Edge.

soo…  
spartan browser pony when?

Ok… You are actualy performing good in Windows Phone, so why not? :)

@BK_Leonidas  
Okay I just remembered his name. Darth Sonic. Okay I’m leaving again.

@Background Pony #2FA9  
Background Pony’s necroing a thread to start shit and I’m doing a Darth Skull (sorry if I’m getting the username wrong. It’s the guy with the cropped eyes and gendo pose over Dr. Haus) and putting it back to rest.

@BK_Leonidas  
i don’t get it..

@BK_Leonidas
 
Loved that part in Once Piece XD

@Background Pony #7738  

@fluttershyfilly  
Note your not the real fluttershy also… How about YES  
@background pony#326e  
Me: NO! Come back I love you!  
@ciderlove  
You better not fall asleep….. Because I will get you

@Kidzrul434  
yes you will!

@Background pony #bbef  
Shut up  
@background pony#49b7  
You are a idiot