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Yeah it did nothing just a fake ad
Fine, fine.
Leave me alone.
I don’t swing that way.
Kiss my ass.
the Duck has laughed, we all gon’ die.
Fuck, you made me laugh!
Yeah, but have you seen what that does to enlarged dicks?
It looks like you’ve pitched a LITERAL tent! And we’re not talkin’ the regular “camping tent”, we’re talkin’ “WELCOME TO THE BIG TOP!”-Circus Tent!!!
That’s why I rock um baggy, dawg!
Cheat 2 Win…
Though really inconvenient for any old pairs of pants…
Sometimes you gotta cheat.
That’s cheating!
desperately intriguing, but still cheating!
Well I do take enlargers 9_9
What if you’re like me and just never masturbate ever and that doesn’t accomplish jack-s***?
You’re just going to have to man up and bite the bullet.
Next time. Instead of griping about having a boner, enjoy it!
Don’t disarm your gun, that’s what they want!
and we’re over here thinking “how cute! that stick-head still has his horn!”
CRACK
“fixed that for ya.”
We’re over here thinking, “how cute! The mud pony can read!”
good advice, but rather hard to accomplish.
Just don’t masturbate so much. Do it every few times in a blue moon to stay regular.
Let your nuts hang, Testosterone grows the penis.
Oh, LOL
No worries. It’s hard to read context into text sometimes.
are you new in the internet? well, let me explain it to you: in this context “why?” is not an question, is an expression that means “OH CELESTIA! WHY?! WHY THIS EXISTS?! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”