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Better to be late to the party, than having one with no attendance, right?
I love when I get a comment from something I posted 2 years ago :D
Now you get it.
Nevermind we’re talking about you as a human being shipping a talking horse with some kind of weird immortal chimera thing.
…Fair enough…
Royalties can barely give any money, if they want to. Besides, “Making money off a shit-idea” works fine!
If people can sue McDonalds for making them fat, peanut-butter companies for not having a warning about the peanuts they contain, and airlines for envoking a negative reaction due to a fear of flying… this CAN… CAN work.
… n’ if it doesn’t, ’least I got a great bar-story to tell while watching the show on a crappy television!
If money’s involved, dignity and scruples tend to take a backseat.
What’s important isn’t “Would I be able to prove it”, what matters is “Who in their right mind would stand in a court of law and say that the idea of a guy pretending to be a bestial-necrophiliac to get with a girl, belongs to them?”
And for me? Noooo shaaaame.
Still, can you prove it was your idea first?
Nah: “Story of a guy who admits to liking thinking of dead cats to get himself hard and his therapist-friend” isn’t exactly the most… common theme.
Only if they want to give you credit. Otherwise all you get is a big ugly legal battle that you’ll lose because they’re rich, ruthless corporate types with years of experience destroying commoners like you.
I’d rather it have a sitcom BASED on it: Then I get royalties.
Do you want your life to be a bad sitcom?
At least it can’t get any worse…
… No, really, it can’t. Fluttershy would just take it upon herself to become one’s therapist.
Hey, now I just gotta pretend I get turned on by thinking about dead animals if I want to spend time with her.
… Better clear my schedule.
Great, now you have a Fluttershy seeing your boner and thinking is because you were thinking about dead animals…
… DEAD CATS!”
“WHAT!?”
“Oh, crap, I said that out loud…”
“I don’t want to talk about it, but we need more mouthwash.”
Boners, not “bonkers”, auto complete can also be annoying
@TexasUberAlles
Midnight snack: never again.
“…Uh, Twilight? What exactly did you have for dinner last night after I went to bed?”
“… Uh… Chaos. Heh.”
Or just oddly-located. This is Discord we’re talking about, after all.
Wait, this is Discord, couldn’t he just put his junk somewhere else temporarily? Twilight’s fridge, for example?
shipfics write themselves right there