You know the Jelly Belly’s Bertie Botts’ Every Flavor Beans? I ate the dirt flavored one, and thought decisively, “Yes. This tastes just like dirt.
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How do I know that?”
@HJSDGCE
My parents had poison control on speed dial. I’m surprised I survived my early childhood. Like the time I got into the previously unopened bottle of chewable vitamins and ate the whole thing…
@Beau Skunky
I never did stuff like that as a kid.
The only time I did stuff like that was taking small pieces of polystyrene and eating it.
I have no idea why I did that anyway.
Personally, I don’t recall ever trying to eat crayons, “Play-Dough,” or anything like that as a kid… I do remember rolling up a Mcdonald’s plastic/vinyl sticker (those kind that only stick to smoother/plastic/glassy surfaces, do you know what I’m talking about?) and sticking it up my nose.
It came back out a day later, and I pulled it out… One of the weirdest/stupidest things I did as a kid.
She didn’t have to go and EAT them afterwards.
You’re right, it did. We both probably are lucky we survived childhood…
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How do I know that?”
CANNIBAL!
That, and I think I remembered tasting glue…
“You’re like the Ralph Wiggum of real life!”
Hah! XD
“That’s my filly.”
@HJSDGCE
My parents had poison control on speed dial. I’m surprised I survived my early childhood. Like the time I got into the previously unopened bottle of chewable vitamins and ate the whole thing…
I never did stuff like that as a kid.
The only time I did stuff like that was taking small pieces of polystyrene and eating it.
I have no idea why I did that anyway.
(I pooped it out.)
Personally, I don’t recall ever trying to eat crayons, “Play-Dough,” or anything like that as a kid… I do remember rolling up a Mcdonald’s plastic/vinyl sticker (those kind that only stick to smoother/plastic/glassy surfaces, do you know what I’m talking about?) and sticking it up my nose.
It came back out a day later, and I pulled it out… One of the weirdest/stupidest things I did as a kid.