Jingle bells, Twilight smells,
Scootaloo laid an egg,
Fausticorn got a .44,
And shot her in the head, yay!
Wonderbolts, Wonderbolts,
Tried to save her life,
Lightning Dust, Lightning Dust,
Stabbed her with a knife!

Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of pony skis,
O’er the hills we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think i might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital,
With stitches in my head, oh!

…Scootaloo flew away,
Princess Luna lost her tuna,
On the motorway!

…Wonder Ponies lost their monies,
Flying TAA!

…Little Gabby did a jobby,
On the motorway!

…She landed on a football field,
And didn’t know how to play!

…Rarity lost her lollipop,
So she bought a Milky Way!

She lost her pants in the middle of Prance,
And she found them in Bombay!

Jingle bells, Twilight smells,
Scootaloo laid a GUN,
Shot a tree and made it pee,
In 1981!