FanOfMostEverything 
Planeswalker — FoME
“Recruits, I would like you all to take note of where I am currently sitting. This is a Cloudsdale standard issue single-pony gigavolt thunderhead, capable of firing electrical blasts hotter than the surface of Celestia’s sun. The only reason it is not currently doing so because I have told it not to. This cloud respects me, fillies and gentlecolts, because it knows full well what I will do to it if it does not. Now, who else would like to make a comment about my lazy eye?”
