Sunset Shimmer’s Trapped in the Drive-Thru
 
Seven O’clock in the evening  
Watchin somethin’ stupid on TV  
I’m zoned out on the sofa  
When Pinkie comes in the room and sees me
 
She says “Is this ‘Behind the Music’  
With Shining Armor?”  
And I say “I don’t know.  
Say, it’s gettin’ late…what you wanna do for dinner?
 
She says “I kinda had a big lunch.  
So I’m not super hungry.”  
I said “Well you know, Pinkie, I’m not starvin’ either  
But I could eat.”
 
She said “So what do you have in mind?”  
I said “I don’t know what about you?”  
She said “I don’t care, if you’re hungry, let’s eat.”  
I said “That’s what we’re gonna do!”
 
“But first you gotta tell me  
What it is you’re hungry for!”  
And she says “Let me think…  
…What’s left in our refrigerator?”
 
I said “Well, there’s apples, I know.”  
She said “That went bad a week ago!”  
I said “Is the spaghetti okay?”  
She said “You finished that yesterday!”
 
I hopped up and I said  
“I don’t know, do you want to get something delivered?”  
She’s like “Why would I want to eat liver?  
I don’t even like liver!”
 
I’m like “No, I said ‘delivered’.”  
She’s like “I heard you say liver!”  
I’m like “I should know what I said…”  
She’s like “Whatever, I just don’t want any liver!”
 
Well I was gonna say something  
But my cell phone started to ring  
Now who could be callin’ me?  
Well I checked my caller ID
 
It was just Adagio  
Callin’ for the third time today…  
Pinkie said “Let it go to voicemail.”  
I said, “OK.”
 
“Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right  
So what d’ya want to do?”  
She said “Why don’t you whip up somethin in the kitchen?”  
“Yeah, “ I said, “Why don’t you?”
 
And then she said “Sunset, can’t we just go out to dinner, please?”  
I says “No”  
She says “Yes”  
I says “No”  
She says “Yes”  
I says “No”  
She says “Yes…  
…Oh, here’s your keys”
 
I step a little bit closer  
Say “OK, where ya want to go?”  
She says “How about Canterlot?”  
I said “Yeah, well I don’t know…”
 
I don’t feel like gettin all dressed up  
And eatin’ expensive food  
She’s says “Donut Joe’s?”  
I say “Nah, I’m not in the mood…
 
…And Hay King would make me gassy  
There’s no doubt”  
She says “Just forget about it”  
I said “No, I swear I’m gonna take you out!”
 
Then I get an idea  
I says “I know what we’ll do!”  
She says “What?”  
I say “Guess”  
She says “What?”  
I say “We’re goin’ to the drive-thru!”
 
So we head out the front door  
Open the garage door  
Then I open the car doors  
And we get in those car doors
 
Put my key in the ignition  
And then I turn it sideways  
Then we fasten our seat belts  
As we pull out the driveway
 
Then we drive to the drive-thru  
Heading off to the drive-thru  
We’re approaching the drive-thru  
Getting close to the drive-thru!
 
Almost there at the drive-thru  
Now we’re here at the drive thru  
Here in line at the drive-thru  
Did I mention the drive-thru?  
Drive-thru  
^Drive-thru

@r0BSCENE  
Oh, man I love that movie! I need to find a copy of that one day and watch it. Thanks.
 
 
@Yet_One_More_Idiot  
Its funny how Drive-Thru scenes in movies are the best memorable parts.

@SuperDEF  
Or you could go down a different route entirely and use the drive-through scene from “Dude, where’s my car”:
 
…and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeen? AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND––
 
:P lol

@SuperDEF  
It’s one of the skits from Tenacious D called Drive-Thru

@r0BSCENE  
Please tell me that’s a direct quote from a movie. It just feels like it was.

@TheOneTrueZephin  
I misread your statement as “apparently Pinkie likes to eat horse”, which is bad.
 
Especially with the horse-meat scandal we had here in the UK a couple of years ago… xD

apparently pinkie eats like a horse

Lolz XD

I imagine she’s even more annoyed because they just left a pizzeria

Pinkie Pie once again confirmed for omnivore.

Here it is without color: >>778972

“I hope Twilight figures out how to switch our Pinkies back.”

Poor Sunny… xD