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Description
i remember some one bringing this one up in the comments of another rap battle so here it is.
Source
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Both have access to infinite pocket dimensions.
Both are theoretically indestructible.
And both have been theorized by their respective fanbase to be omnipotent gods of chaos.
We are so boned…
too early, kid.
WHO’S NEXT?
Alas, poor Wade, I knew him well
Matter of fact, I got a story I can tell
You made the scene with Reynolds, bet that makes you glad
Loved your lines in Wolverine, no mouth; jokes weren’t too bad.
You’re outdated, I’m elated!
Tell me how good you can be
When everypony knows that outfit looks the best on me!
I’m P to the I-N-K-I-E
Your guns and swords and pockets, still can’t take all me!
You call yourself a celeb?
The only people who worship you are basement-dwelling nerds!
My movie is part of the X-Men universe by Fox
Your movies are in the bargain bin collectin dust
I’m the Merc With a Mouth
And I’m bringing you down
I’m gonna use my katana to cup you up
And have a nice slice of pony pie!
Yo my name is Pinkie Pie! When it comes to rapping I’m pretty fly!
I actually did it in my show you see,
So this wrap battle belongs to me!
We’re both Internet celebs, so that’s not in your favor.
I bust out omedy gold so pure you have to sign a waver.
I could bust you up with my party cannon!
Walk away before I pull out the darker parts of fanon!
(ahem)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATIOOOOOON!
PINKIE PIE
VS.
DEAAAAADPOOL!
BEGIN!