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“So you’re a hungry carnivore in Equestria and you want some fresh stallion for dinner. Put on a maresuit, sneak into Ponyville, wiggle your flank and bat your eyes at some stallions, they follow you out of town and you get to eat.
What could be simpler than that? What could possibly go wrong?
Thus Ardashir thought as (s)he made their way into town, disguised as its second-prettiest mare. Unfortunately for the hungry and disguised wolf, Rarishir met Derpy… who proceeded to chat with her ‘friend’ Rarity for about two hours straight on the joys of muffins. Rarishir, not wanting to let on that anything was different about Rarity, sat there and tried to follow an incredibly confusing conversation as the ditzy blond pegasus went on and on to the unicorn. By the end the wolf’s eyes were going in as many different directions as Derpy’s.
And then, right before she flapped off to deliver the rest of the day’s mail, Derpy looked at and then past Rarishir and said, “Bye, Fake Rarity! Bye, real Rarity!”
Rarishir realized ‘her’ mistake just as she felt the unicorn telekinesis grip at the nape of ‘her’ neck, with a sweet and very annoyed voice saying, “And tell me, dear… just who are you supposed to be?”
Drawn for me at Further Confusion 2012 by Baron Engel aka Baroncoon on Furaffinity.”
What could be simpler than that? What could possibly go wrong?
Thus Ardashir thought as (s)he made their way into town, disguised as its second-prettiest mare. Unfortunately for the hungry and disguised wolf, Rarishir met Derpy… who proceeded to chat with her ‘friend’ Rarity for about two hours straight on the joys of muffins. Rarishir, not wanting to let on that anything was different about Rarity, sat there and tried to follow an incredibly confusing conversation as the ditzy blond pegasus went on and on to the unicorn. By the end the wolf’s eyes were going in as many different directions as Derpy’s.
And then, right before she flapped off to deliver the rest of the day’s mail, Derpy looked at and then past Rarishir and said, “Bye, Fake Rarity! Bye, real Rarity!”
Rarishir realized ‘her’ mistake just as she felt the unicorn telekinesis grip at the nape of ‘her’ neck, with a sweet and very annoyed voice saying, “And tell me, dear… just who are you supposed to be?”
Drawn for me at Further Confusion 2012 by Baron Engel aka Baroncoon on Furaffinity.”
We work with what we’re given.
There’s also the muffin clasps on her saddlebags in “Putting Your Hoof Down”.
It gets a bit frustrating that her characterization has devolved pretty much to just being muffin-obsessed, so it’s always nice to see something like the description here that subverts that.
@Crowley
More to the point, many ponies have been shown sitting “human-style” in subsequent seasons, yet the “human-obsessed” persists for Lyra, and just for her.
Pfft, that’s nothing. Lyra sat down on a bench for all of two seconds and now she’s a human fanatic!
We’re an imaginative fandom.
It’s funny she only showed interest in muffins once in an early episode, (back before they even made her an official “character,” and started “derping” her eyes on purpose) yet it became a major fanon/headcanon/meme.
They did reference the “Derpy muffins” meme in the first EqG movie though, and occasionally in the comics. So apparently, it’s “canon” now, whether we like it, or not.
Now, I oddly crave a muffin IRL. :P
Clever girl.