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Part 3 of 3
Part 3 of 3
Part 3 of 3
Suddenly, before the warning can be repeated, it is cut off by static as a nuclear explosion goes off in the distance. Lt. Lyra looks away and shields his eyes with his free arm not holding his M9 pistol to avoid witnessing the flash of the detonation. When he is able to look back, he stares in shock and disbelief at what has just happened. As the familiar mushroom cloud begins to rise into the air, the shock wave knocks down many helicopters and destroys everything in its path.
Lt. FLuttershy: Everyone, hang on!
It is–I blended footage from the infamous Russian “Tsar Bomba” with a backdrop of Ponyville.
Very true. That’s where I enact part 2 of the plan: find a way to create cute, fluffy MLP ponies, and make one for each world leader. Surely that will cause complete world peace! Who wouldn’t want an adorable little pony to pet and snuggle?
…though knowing the human race the world leaders will probably battle over who gets which one.
“I want Rainbow Dash!”
“You can’t have Rainbow Dash! She’s mine!”
“I’ll trade you Twilight Sparkle for your Octavia!”
“I don’t want your stinking Twilight Sparkle!”
“Don’t insult Twilight!”
“That’s it! We’re going to war!”
…damn. Welp, back to step 1.
Not all that reliable of a plan; Canada is right next to the US and tends to eat the fallout of their stupid mistakes. Literally, in the case of nuclear war.
Yeah. With the 50 megaton yield as it was, who knows what type of damage it could’ve done?
…sure. But in any case, I have a plan on possible thermonuclear holocaust survival. It first of all involves moving to Canada, because they never get in any sort of trouble like the US would be in.
Do you have a plan for possible thermonuclear holocaust survival?
It’s Russia. You know they have at least one more of these somewhere… If I remember correctly the Original yield for the bomb was 100 megatons, but they did something to cut the yield in half.
Yup. I’m so glad the other Tsar Bomba was taken apart, otherwise I’d be paranoid.
Ah, I knew this nuke looks familiar. 50 Megaton bomb… Impressed Whistle
Here you go: http://youtu.be/QVwTHgCuFBQ?t=52s
I don’t know what that’s from so…
WARNING: NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCHED!
Not very high. Take it from me, I nuked Equestria once! All I wanted was for Rainbow Dash to love meeeeee… :(
Btw, the nuke shown in this pic is the infamous Tsar Bomba, which if it landed in Equestria… yeah, there’d be no survivors.
So, how high do you have to be to nuke Equestria?
I don’t doubt it.
Or Derpy accidentally flew into Ponyville’s nuclear power plant.