@McClaw  
People can always check past interviews by searching my interview tag along with the pony name or browse my uploads. It’s hardly my fault when they are too lazy to take the time it takes.
 
I might give it some thought, though.

@Celestia’s Servant  
I suppose it would be a lot of extra effort, CS, but there always seem to be a few posts that suggest the writer didn’t check previous interviews before asking. Would adding links to relevant past interviews to the image description be practical?

hey cutie. doesn’t your back hurt from sitting the way you do?

@Jarkes  
Probably a few more. Discworld is very quotable.

(FUDGE! I forgot you were doing one of these today!)  
Hello, Lyra. How have you been doing lately?

Oh, you’re that weird one who obsessed about humans. Well, you probably shouldn’t look too far into human history. I don’t think your stupid little pony mind could understand the horrors that humans are capable of.

@Solitude
 
What’s the quote about how OF COURSE someone is going to be stupid enough to open something that’s clearly labelled something along the lines of “Do not open; ancient sealed evil here”? I think there’s actually two of those type of quotes from Discworld.

@Poptard  
Don’t we all?

@Solitude  
I like to pretend I’m very well-refined in my geekdom.

@Poptard  
And good on ya for getting the reference.

@Solitude  
Yep, that was what I was harping on about.

Did you have Barbara Chargerton for history at PCSGU? When she teaches, it’s as though she’d really been there.

@Poptard  
;)
 
@Celestia’s Servant  
Aye. And the world could use more puns. But love for puns aside, I was bastardizing a Discworld quote.
 
‘That’s a harp he’s playing, Nobby,’ said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.  
‘Lyre.’  
‘No, it’s the honest truth, I’m-’ The fat guard frowned and looked down.  
‘You’ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ain’t you, Nobby,’ he said. ‘I bet you was born hoping that one day someone’d say “That’s a harp” so you could say “lyre”, on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.’

Please explain your apparent obsession with Humans. They aren’t really that intresting!

Hey Lyra! Pinkie’s hosting an end-of-the-cold-snap party! You interested?

@Solitude  
I did pretty much the same with Dr. Whooves. He said someone was sonic screwed and in the end, he mentioned he would be tardis^^

@Solitude  
Har har har!

I’m putting together a research team to help with an archaeological expedition. Can I enlist your services as an expert on obscure and long-gone civilizations?

I trust you’re well, ms. Heartstrings. Have your performances been going well?
 
@Poptard  
You’ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ain’t you, Poptard. I bet you was born hoping that one day someone’d make a caption comic about a magical talking lyre-flanked unicorn pony so you could call her a “lyre”, on account of it being a pun or play on words.

Do you play in a band or are you a solo performer?  
Do people give you tips for playing in public?  
I’ll be very disappointed if your favorite ice cream isn’t mint chocolate chips.
 
You say you don’t like humans, but I think you’re a Lyre.

Were those your heartstrings or mine I heard on the streetcar?

So how often do you see vistors to Ponyville that are not ponies? Or those moving to Ponyville for that matter?

So, have you been to any parties lately?

Lyra, there are lots of rumors about what interests you but asking feels like prying, so instead I’m going to ask if there’s anything I can do for you?