@Neko Majin C  
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We’ve got to stop bumping into each other like this.
 
Seriously, though, you ponies hit like a freight train.

This is how people fall in love in anime. But I fell in love with her a long time ago. She just never noticed me. My high school crush just bumped into me, and she is sitting right in front of me!
 
Help her up you moron, help her up!
 
And then the spaghetti fell out of my pocket and she slipped on it. Then I slipped on it.
 
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
 
“Why are you screaming?” She asked. “Here. Let me help you up.”
 
I reach out my hand, I am so devastated.
 
And then the spaghetti fell out of her pocket and I slipped on it. And then she slipped on it.
 
We lie there, unconscious, in each others spaghetti piles. Bleeding out. But no one can tell because it is mixed in with the marinara. Why did we choose today to stuff our pockets full of spaghetti?

Oh!I-I’m so sorry Twilight!

Bump into hello from first person view with the most adorkable pony around. Instant-fav.