AAAAAAAAMEN

This is…BADASS!

@Background Pony #7894  
See…I thought this was Read or Die >.>

Trixie: “Congratulations, it took an entire squadron of invulnerable, Magic-resistant fake Rashakas: to hunt down and corner a 12 year old Mare.”  
Storm Guard 1: “That’s a Mare?”  
Storm Guard 2: “She is 12?”  
Trixie: “I hope it’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of. So have at it then! Come and get the first real fight you’ve had in 30 years: you dickless cowards!”
 
(ONE MOMENT LATER)
 
Sci-Twi: “By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a mare! Surrounded by fifty Storm Guards armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your FUCKIN’ cart, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Yeti shits!” No wonder Starlight wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKIN’ ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MESELF!”

Oh fuck the Hell YES.

@QuasarNova  
I made that up a week ago you blood clad Hampire!

@Background Pony #C5B8
 
Boondock. Saints.

Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.  
Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and you perish in the way,  
for his wrath is kindled but a little.

Flutterbat: You brought me a present?

Fluterbat: You brought me a present!

BWAHHHHH!!!! PAPER SPAWNING FROM A LAB COAT!!! BWAHH!!!!

This makes me think more of Read or Die than Hellsing

@vYSacreDReliCYv  
I thought it was deadman wonderland too for a second then I saw the comments quoting hellsing abridged

@DragonRanger
 
people who could seaponies their blood
 
…
 
…thinks
 
…Do you mean weaponize?

@DragonRanger  
was it deadman wonderland?

@Sparkler  
I thought I was the only who thought of that.

@Spirit
 
“Who are we?”  
“The necessary evil!”  
“Why are we necessary?”  
“To purge those more evil than us!”  
“And why are we Celestia’s chosen few, ordained to undertake such a heinous task?”  
“Because nopony else would!”  
“And because it’s so bucking fun! Ahahaaaaaameeeeen~!”

@shinigamiPeter  
“Like Ze Band?”  
“THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HER!”

@shinigamiPeter  
Twilight Alexandria Sparkle

‘You are…Celestia’s protege!’  
‘Princess of Friendship…’  
‘Element of Magic…!’  
‘Tirek’s Bane!’  
‘Purple Smart!’  
‘Princess Twilight Sparkle!’

Awesome

In Nomine Celestia, et Luna, et Mi Amore Cadenza!

@Dax Rattler
 
@Cyborg_pony
 
And just like the old legends foretold, we’ve come full circle

“You have been chosen to relieve my existence to the world! You will witness what will happen here today!  
Rejoice and Tremble in the grace of SCIENCE!”
 
 
“Boondock… Saints…”

Science to the max.