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Grand Moff Glimmer Hero of the Great Parasprite War!

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‘‘Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.’’
Background Pony #120C
@Ichijoe  
Tree: You must go to this village.
 
Twilight: Why? Can’t we send some guards to check it out?
 
Tree: The plot can’t really get underway unless you make a stupid decision.
 
Twilight: Ah, ok then.
 
About the earlier comment, you’re right about that. Maybe Sunset could take her place? Or perhaps Rainbow Dash?
Ichijoe
Duck - Shills for Shillary

@Background Pony #58FF  
I only have One Problem with this idea, and that’s, that Twilight should be Jedi-era Anakin. Just before Celestia tells her the story of One Darth Swirl, and his ammased knowledge of the Force.
 
But, to get off Stars Wars (For a sec.), did anyone else get the felling that The Main6 weren’t supposed to ever see this? I mean it was way out there at the end of Equesti—A! A much more convenient place to dispatch Ponies then say the Moon… Which if you happen to beleve that horse story, required the use of the Elements to achieve that task.
 
If Princess Celestia were as just as this, wouldn’t she have sent in some Soldier’s, or Guards to break it up? Instead the Tree just told them to go there… For no apperent (As yet…) reason.
 
Seems awfully fishy to me!!
Background Pony #120C
@Dawn Blast  
(Hold up, I kinda screwed up that one. I’m trying to look professionally creepy here)
 
(Clear throat)
 
Starlight Glimmer: You shouldn’t be worried about me, Twilight Sparkle. The one that you, and your friends, should really fear is my alternative solution…
 
*Breathing is heard as the dark figure walks through the door, revealing…Darth Vader!
 
(Ok, now you can proceed to crap your pants :P)
Background Pony #120C
Not to worry, The Emperess is sending a solution…
 
Hears breathing from behind her
Ichijoe
Duck - Shills for Shillary

Actually in case anyone’s wondering why I chose Glimmer to be a Moff… A Moff is a Provisional Governor. Which is kind of canon for all we know. Labeor Camps Gulags what’s the difference?
Lawful Girly
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@Ichijoe  
They’re not clones.  
Even with the prequels, they made it canon that they stopped using clones eventually (and in fact, banned it outright, eventually–except for the Emperor’s clones). Davin Felth (the “Look, sir! Droids!” guy) applied right out of college.
Ichijoe
Duck - Shills for Shillary

Oddly you know I think this is actually a good fit for Glimmer… Considering that all the Stormtooper Ponies are all the same…. cough Clones cough
kircher

Stopped caring
Moff Glimnmer: In a way, you have determined the choice of what will be unmarked first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station’s destructive power on your home tree of Golden Oak.  
Twilight: No! The library is peaceful! We have no weapons, it’s where I keep all my stuff, you can’t possibly…  
Moff Glimmer: [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a cutie mark target? Then name the location! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base?  
Twilight: …Canterlot. They’re in Canterlot.  
Moff Glimmer: There. You see, Lord Tirek, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.  
Twilight: WHAT?  
Moff Glimmer: You’re far too trusting. Canterlot is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don’t worry; we will deal with your elemental friends soon enough.
 
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