Humans be apes. The earliest apes to walk upright were Australopithecines, Lucy’s species. It rock to see the MLP ones meet Australopithecines, and also Homo habilis and Paranthropus. ANd also modenr apes such as gorillas, orangutans, chimps, and gibbons. And also Gigantopithecines, the giant apes which amyn remmebr because of Gutt from Ice Age: Continental Drift and Louei from The Jungle Book.

@DudeManGuy
Apes lack tails. And their brains be bigger; especially humans, orangutans and chimps including bonobos.

That is one overweight Orangutan

@Background Pony #BB93  
i belive that

Adam was a monkey made by a man in space.  
And I’m not joking I think there’s some truth to that.

actually it works like this: once in water some debris the “primordial broth” created some bubbles that became amoebas. amoebas became the ancient trylobes which were the first actual animals, that then evolved into fish then anphibian then reptiles then dinosaurs but some of these amphibians grew fur and became the small mammalians. then a meteor arrived and killed all the dinosaurs so the small mammalians evolved into selvatic animals but some evolved into primates. some primates moved to france and became the nehandertals while the primates that were in egypt became the primitive humans and created a civilty that used their smarts to enslave the nehandertals, and then the primitive egyptian humans spread around the world to became more and more modern humans while creating the first civilizations but there were many wars but it formed many little states and it became the “middle ages”. there were many kings and nobles and knights and all that but there was also many ill people and poverty but the spanish decided to find a way to go in asia by sea thinking it would be easier but they founded america instead. so the native americans battled with the spanish patrons but then they ended in peace so america was put in many new maps and it became the “rinascimental period”. many people flew to america to shrug off the illnesses, so they went there and founded the united states. then the european and american scientists decided to invent many things that made them more smart and modern but there were also many wars and they invented television, then there were televisions with audio and everyone watched them so some americans and europeans decided to make cartoons and comics and the concept of superhero was invented and everyone wanted to be a superhero but the japanese copied the idea and made the anime style so the styles of drawing evolved and some people believed there was a need for cartoon ponies so they invented my little pony wich was a series where there were many ponies of every color wich then which the advent of analogic color they made them new to match the new anime since that was a time were they made cartoons to sell and all the little girls buyed them so much that some woman was tasked with make a new my little pony in a style mixing dexter s’ laboratory and powerpuff girls and they opened up and there were a lot of nerdy guys which watched the show and made a lot of fanart so they crossovered everything with ponies and some liked them “too much” making them creepers but there were also good people.

i believe we were created by the gods,and the gods themselves manifested themselves overtime from the void itself through energy collected in a single place resulting in some sort of reaction.

In my opinion, it could have been all three!

I believe a mixture of The bible and science…..and that its all connected by God elongating time.

Why not all three?

@Roboshi  
Plus, apes and monkeys aren’t the same thing. Monkeys have tails and apes don’t. And I totally did not almost get that backwards just now.

Shit, I forgot to add Adam Sandler into that cohesive theory.
 
*unseen force(s) or being(s) that may or may not (have) exist(ed) in our same universe one or more of which may or may not be named Adam Sandler

Given that we can pretty much recreate natural selection in a lab (heh, “natural”) given enough time, I’m more than willing to believe that evolution is true. However, we did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans evolved from a similar ancestor, but we are by no means the same creature in different stages of evolution.
 
However, my belief in evolution doesn’t mean I deny any other beliefs. I like to pick and choose my beliefs through process of elimination, and since nothing and nobody has eliminated any of these other options with utmost certainty, I am forced to work them into a single cohesive theory of creation/evolution.
 
Earth is essentially a petri dish governed by some unseen force(s) or being(s) that may or may not (have) exist(ed) in our same universe, but still maintain some extremely subtle degree of control over us. This is my basic mindset on this topic until somebody can provide decisive proof that either 1. only certain parts of that statement are true or 2. certain parts of that statement are false or 3. the entire statement is false and we mere men should be pitied for failing so horribly at attempting to comprehend the workings of the universe and our own origins as a species and a life form.
 
God damn that was a lot of text.

Australopithecus, bitches!

Actually that’s a faulse statement, evolution does not say we came from monkeys. It says we and apes have a common ancestor. Saying we evolved from modern apes is like calling your cousin your mother.

Not sure if trolling, or honestly itching to get me on another Flamewar.

“I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that’s completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that’s fine, but don’t make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can – we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.”  
-Bill Nye the Science Guy

…Too Offensive, that’s about as helpful as taking Ponyville,, and PUSHING IT somewhere else, to combat the threat of an Ursa Major.

Space monkeys named Adam.  
Problem solved.

I’m gonna go with… Well you guys know what I’m gonna go with. Head on over to >>86825 if you actually care to know why.

aliens I’m going with aliens only because it sounds the coolest

My ancestor is Batman. Batman made humanity in his image.

@PwnyPony
 
Tch, I wish! My butt isn’t as round or as firm as his.

our ancestors were never monkeys. That’s one of the biggest lies creationists claim about evolution