@Eurvos Morgenbrise
Wow no one commented on this for two years and then we both comment on it within an hour!

And this is why Celes had those tracts burned.

This is a masterpiece

@VeryPeeved  
@Background Pony #2096  
You’re not wrong.

Integrating into headcanon…
 
…aaaaaand it’s done!

I find this hilarious, possibly because I am a bad person.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
found the homo.

@Background Pony #9117  
If homo sex were allowed, the men would realize that faggotry is far preferable to being straight and Israel’s population would collapse and the land would be overrun with Arabs and Romans and Palestinians and Babylonians.

@Background Pony #9117
 
Did YOU live in Ancient Israel back in the day?

@Mugen Kagemaru
 
…….. That’s absurd. The line is clearly meant to mean no gayness.

@Background Pony #03A4
 
There are folks out there who believe the Bible means what it says, so when it says “do not lay with man as you do with woman” it means “NO HOMO SEX”
 
Meanwhile, several people who studied how shit worked back in ancient Israel say it meant “don’t use your wife’s bed to do a guy” and it’s only “an abomination” because it’s rude toward your wife.

I really like Fluttershy a Lot.

I’m beginning to wonder just how screwed up commonly believed translations (read: not really translated) of Genesis are, if at all. Perhaps it was more like (using modern day speak here) “Gee, these people are messing things up so much they’re going to wreck their cars and die in them if they keep it up.” Thing is I’m not putting words into the book here or removing them, I’m just wondering if the original Hebrew version meant that.

@toonbat
 
Maybe, maybe not. The one playing “Pin the tail on the pony” has Berry Punch’s mane style but I can’t see the cutie mark or color for that matter.

I looked up Jack Chick and his comics–I felt embarrassed just from reading it.

@Background Pony #7099
 
I’m aware that in the book of Genesis what is mentioned is not about partying. That’s something I didn’t mention in the earlier comment.

@Background Pony #BB72  
In reply to your long-ass comment…  
Partying was not in the original Sodom & Gomorrah.  
tvtropes,org\pmwiki\pmwiki,php\Main\GRatedSex?  
(I used , instead of . and \ instead of / because background ponies can’t use “links”)

@Background Pony #BB72
 
Discerning what’s real from what’s false is good, I think.

@Background Pony #BB72
 
I failed to mention that some of those “Gospels” Might actually be bogus lies.

@Serris
 
It says in the NT that one of the fruits of the holy spirit is Joy so i think fun IS allowed. But how old is this story and how many people interpreted it through how many translations that may have been tampered with? If anything I think Sodom would’ve been blown up because the villagers brought it on themselves. Have you seen that “Humans 101 With Lyra” Thing in which she interprets it as well as she can (I guess) but still gets most of the things she says completely wrong? Does the same thing apply here? There are also so many other Gospels that aren’t included in most Christian bibles, Are there any that are missing? And where’s the “Waters will flow from the believer” (Or however it goes) verse that Jesus told of in the John gospel? Is it from a book missing from the Bible? Because I read it is.

Chick Tract negative 2?

Now all this needs are random bible quotes are are both out of context and form the wrong verse

Done in exactly the same style as those religious tract comics. Clever.

I… okay.