@gorkspewdium “Go to later!”
“When?”
“Now!”
“I can’t!”
“Why not?”
“Because now is now!”
“I want later! Make later, now”
“I just told you! Now is now; later isn’t now, it’s later!”
“… Wait, wait. What about, we switch them? We’ll make later, now, and we’ll put off now for later?”
“……… I never thought of that before.”
@Dustcan
He’s not looking to read, he’s looking to be there to see what would be in the book, only to see it all for real so he wouldn’t need to read the book.
“Go to later!”
“When?”
“Now!”
“I can’t!”
“Why not?”
“Because now is now!”
“I want later! Make later, now”
“I just told you! Now is now; later isn’t now, it’s later!”
“… Wait, wait. What about, we switch them? We’ll make later, now, and we’ll put off now for later?”
“……… I never thought of that before.”
Edited because: formatting lol
“Skip to Chapter 5!”
“I can’t.”
“Why?”
“I’m writing 4.”
“When?!”
“Just now!”
“Now. You’re looking at now. Everything that happens now is happening now.”
Well, aside from chucking a wrench in the odd trap’s gears or cold-cocking the odd sniper. Y’know, backstage backstabbage.
He’s not looking to read, he’s looking to be there to see what would be in the book, only to see it all for real so he wouldn’t need to read the book.