as long as the pay is good

@Otterhand  
Dude. Kirk get’s stunlocked by my dragontooth for days. Can’t roll damage when your gum stuck to my shoe >:3 he can roll right into the ground. Same for that pyromancing jeramiah XD. Sorry this tone of speech usually isn’t my thing m8. Dat notched whip though… Seems like it’d be pretty damn OK with a bunch of dexterity I noticed. You seen the dumbshit’s guide to dark souls on youtube? I only used a guide for blighttown. Cause 15FPS is not my fortè.

@Trixie1995  
Don’t talk smack about the spider Nunnally or that Kirk ahole will invade you a roll damage you for bad mouthing his bug waifu.

@Otterhand  
OH. Well that bitch don’t say shit lol. I really wish they would’ve kept in her suffering, and that giving her humanity made her better. Cause bygod, i feel stupid giving copious amount of humanity to a damn mute. At least the mute at the shrine does her services at the cost of one item. Like damn.

@Trixie1995  
I meant Quelaag’s Sister.

@Otterhand  
_{until she dies and gets killed by that fat man standing next to the elevators… Who also swore to protect said fair lady…}

I was Praise the moon before it was cool. puts on hipster glasses

@Blissey1  
Lovebum can have Lautrec as her faithful knight, which is quite fitting considering the lore regarding his Goddess Fina.
 
Starbum can have Seath as her guardian, an ancient dragon living in a crystallized environment and giant library with an insatiable desire to obtain new knowledge and learn new things.
 
Celestia can have Solaire and Ornstein for obvious reasons, worshippers/protectors of the sun.
 
Luna can have Gwyndolin and The Darkmoon Knightness (and this Lunaire as well if you wanna include him), moonlight serenity, punishers of the treacherous and cruel.

This is terrible Luna’s knight doesn’t have a face on his moon
 

@Background Pony #02B8  
Indeed

“That’s not Solaire, that’s my original character - Lunaire!”

Solaire and… Lunaire?

but where’s lovebutt’s knight?

TO HECK WITH THE SUN AND THE MOON THINK ONLY OF OUR FAIR LADY AND WHAT SHE MAY NEED!