Then they actually get there and see what a dump it is.
 
Pinkie: “…So they can either refuse to offer tribute, or offer refuse as tribute.”
 
Dash: “Burning this place down would be doing them a favor.”

@AaronMk  
209 BCE - XIONGNU Turco-Mongol Empire

@sumbozo  
The main reason why Mongols never really conquered the southern lands such as India or Southeast Asian countries was because of tropical diseases. Also, Indians used elephants against them.
 
Mongols suffered more casualties in their campaign that eventually conquered Southern China and crushed the Song Dynasty than all other Mongol campaigns combined in their history. Southern China’s climate and terrain didn’t really work in the Mongols’ favor, also the China fought hard.

Don’t forget to catch their leader and pour molten gold and silver in their eyes, ears, and mouth as punishment for their greed.

 
“Foolish Mongolians! You have met your match!”

I can’t help but read this as MAS Pinkie’s voice. Yes.

@AaronMk  
Mongols had some of the coolest armor in ancient history.

@SeraphimDawn
 
I personally would have gone with…

Take the cake and turn the land to ash!

@AaronMk  
Mobilize!

For the glory of the Lady of the Great Blue Sky!