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You’re making barely intelligible comments on a two year old picture.
Do you need help? Are you being held hostage?
Look, unless a giant cephalopod conveniently comes swimming up and I personally see her give it a swift kick in the tentacles, I’m gonna stay unconvinced.
‘Sides, Cap’ns Flim an’ Flam know where the swag is an’ how to take it, plus they can give us twice as much grog as anypirate else. Not sure about you, but me, I’d say they brought us an opportunity.
“Don’t be a fool! The Saavy and Swashbuckling Trixie has taken on many a kraken!”
I think she’s making up the story about the kraken.
Impossible! Nopirate can top the Savvy and Swashbuckling Trixie!
I’m afraid she’s not quite as impressive as the infamous Flim Flam Pirates, seagoing swordsponies nonpareil.
But she does come in ahead of the Savvy and Swashbuckling Trixie.
Captain Tiara - Best Pirate Pony
No, the best pirate is a very rich mass-murderer and has worked quite hard to get there. You don’t become best at piracy overnight, after all.
He’s still a pirate; even the best pirate is still an outlaw and a criminal.
That seems to be damning with faint praise.
Well, Smee is hardly a goody-two shoes, but he seems to have more decorum than Hook.
It was just the only thing I could think of that started with S and implied a pirate’s top sycophant. I suspect she’s happy to share Tiara’s cruelty, whether because she’s just as mean or only because it’s Tiara’s.
Well, if she’s anything like Smee, she’s probably a bit squeamish when it comes to her captain’s more evil pleasures.
Also not a euphemism, I presume?
…And if it’s so easy to break out that the guard can’t step away for a few minutes for a plank-walking, they might want to upgrade their brig.
She’s probably looking after the other two Crusaders’ in the brig.
I don’t think it being a euphemism would help, I get the impression her compass only points to the Captain.
Probably the only place Tiara’s wanted alive!
Scrubbing barnacles.
And that’s not even an euphemism.
Exactly. And since I notice a distinct absence of flunkies…
While we’re on the subject, where is Silver Smee, anyway?
That’s what underlings are for.