@kircher  
:P!

@Ping_chan  
Yeah, forgot about him. He’s in for a rude awakening, because Twilight and I have been happily married for three years.
 
_{DEAL WITH IT!}

@kircher  
Btw that guy who photo shopped himself with Fluttershy may not be as bad as the guy who Seriously wanted to marry Twilight Sparkle. As long he can still tell the difference between fictional characters and reality, there is still hope.

@Ping_chan  
LOL
 
I find it amazing this guy’s DA is still up, though comments are locked. I’m also amazed there is a quote from Fernando Pessoa, my favorite poet, as a comment on this picture. Somewhat restores faith in humanity lost from this photo.

@kircher  
With photoshooping, anything is possible!  

@Ping_chan  
Would your hair be hanging in your face to protect your parents from shame?

@kircher  
If I was any good with photoshooping and Deviant Arting, I would post a picture reply to his post of me kissing Fluttershy.

@Cube_Effect  
Well, apparently you just can’t deal with it. :P

@Background Pony #D17B  
Absolute cringe

Shouldn’t it be “BRING ME YOUR MUFFINS”?

And here’s your second:
 

 
DEAL WITH IT!

@Ping_chan
 
Where’s that video where it’s giant Spike saying that? That one was funny.

As you wish God, Here’s your first virgin.
 

 
Are you sure you do not want two muffins instead, one for you and one for your little muffin? ;)

“I am your virgin now, bring me your Gods.”

yes my lady

@Ebalosus  
u havin a giggle m8 ? i’ll fight u i swear on me mum

Gozer: The Choice is made!
 
Twilight: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
 
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
 
Twilight: Nobody choosed anything!
 
[turns to Rainbow]
 
Twilight: Did you choose anything?
 
Rainbow: No.
 
Twilight: [to Rarity] Did YOU?
 
Rarity: My mind is totally blank.
 
Twilight: I didn’t choose anything…
 
Pinkie: I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there.
 
Twilight: What? What “just popped in there?”
 
Pinkie: I… I… I tried to think…
 
Rainbow: LOOK!
 
Pinkie: No! It CAN’T be!
 
Twilight: What is it?
 
Pinkie: It CAN’T be!
 
Twilight: What did you DO, Pinkie?
 
Rarity: Oh, shit!
 
Pinkie: [somberly] It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Derp.

Perfect

no discord appear? in the dreams? :/

@Background Pony #D4C6  
No, I’m only a virgin because my partner lives far away.

@Background Pony #B612
 
Rat of Drawn is married now. Clearly, the solution to brony-induced virginity is to draw porn.

@Background Pony #B612  
:p

@Ping_chan  
I apologize for my filthy furry/pony fan virginness and bgponyness. :v

I am your virgin now! Bring me your gods! 6_9

@Dreamsicle  
No no no, see, she’s summoning the virgins to bake muffins for her. 1,000 muffins a day or she’ll (accidentally) destroy Ponyville.