@Trilby Pony  
Thanks. The thing was really crashing there.
 
 
@WhatALovelyUvula  
Just…no.

@Whiteeyes  
@WhatALovelyUvula  
Eh… What’s up docs?  
 
Mikey, ya maroon, you’re being a hypocrite.  
Ya wanna talk low ratings, well, you’re in the thick of it.  
Your latest big movie was so very terrible.  
At least the 90’s film had been comedically bearable.
 
Now, Pinkie, you’re cute, but quit tryin’ what’s not canon.  
This Pinkamena nonsense is badly-made fanon.  
You’re a sweet little pony with a good sense of comedy.  
Why should ya try something that makes folks feel like vomiting?
 
You’re a pink party pony, you’re the toirtle party dude.  
Why should ya be fighting? Why the bad attitude?  
Let’s be honest here pals, we’re here ‘cause folks find us funny!  
So let’s joke and have fun, that’s the thoughts of Bugs Bunny.  

@Whiteeyes  
I was being Pinkamena…

@WhatALovelyUvula  
…that’s not very well done. We’re supposed to be in character. What you’re doingis…bad.

Pinkamena Mode  
Alright you son of a bitch,  
I’ll take you down with a stitch.  
And while I could just insult you like your Michael Bay film  
Right now, I’m just gonna kill you for the thrill.
 
You have about as much a chance as Rainbow Dash,  
You enjoy pizza too much, what are you, on the hash?
 
You best realize that ponies aren’t as nice as they appear,  
that’s how Equestria was made,  
Now like Venus, please disappear.

Cowabunga dudes, it’s a talking pony!  
Now watch me lay a Kung fu smack down on the phony!
 
I’m a master of the ancient martial arts,  
You look like you run on smiles, rainbows, and fairy farts.  
Let’s break it down for the audiance at home  
Why when it comes to talking animals, turtles should be alone.
 
Your cute, your fluffy, your best friend is bullied by a bunny  
(Holds up Derpy picture) And your most popular character doesn’t make you money.  
Your fan made merchandise and art is all your fans know,  
How many of them even still watch the show?

Normal Pinkie  
Hello, I’m Pinkie Pie  
The party pone of Ponyville  
and from what I can tell,  
you look like you take a pill
 
But honestly you’re not the worse I’ve seen  
Though you live in the sewer, and you’re probably not clean.
 
I’m the mare with the plan  
to take this pizza eating runt down  
So, take this as a warning  
if you don’t want a pound