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Description

“Ayy yo, whats the fuck your name lil baby?”
>”W-what? Oh, I’m Chillsea.” The sexy pen-gu-in smiles
“Wanna go get cool in my meat freezer?”
>Due to her “slight” retardation, she said yes.
>You two go home and build snowforts and try to decide who Dirty Dan is.
>She meets your “Pinhead Larry”
>11 months later a chick hatches from your carton of eggs in the fridge
“Fuck.”

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@Thecokeman2
 
Because of the first part of the story. The Description here only has the 2nd.
 
COMRADE STALIN WILL TELL YOU A STORY!  
Be anon.  
You found some random penguin pony wandering town after the circus left her.  
Goddamn insensative Russian circus  
Her name was Chillsea, and you knew that it was not chill enough for her outside.  
So wat do?