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[To Love Alicorn Sideart] This Is Not Gay
 
Just a crazy idea for Background Changeling A and Background Royal Guard C. (He is captain guard)
 

 
Random Royal Guard : Hi! Captain. Do you want to join our party tonight?
 
Royal Guard C : What’s a party?
 
Random Royal Guard : It’s a party to welcome you to our club!
 
Royal Guard C : What kind of club?
 
Random Royal Guard : Well. It’‘s a club for Royal Guard who in love with other Royal Guard!
 
Royal Guard C : So, It’s a gay club?
 
Random Royal Guard : Yes. You can call it that too. But it accept only member of Royal Guard.
 
Royal Guard C : Sorry, but I’m not gay.
 
Random Royal Guard : Oh. Captain. You don’t need to embarrassing about it. I know that so many ponies out here don’t accept our sexual preference. But please. Gay like us should stick together. ya know?
 
Royal Guard C : For a second time, soldier. I’m not gay…
 
Random Royal Guard : Don’t try to hide it. Captain. So many ponies see you dating with that new Unicorn Guard at the Ice-cream cafe. You and him even sharing one bowl Ice-cream together with one spoon! Or you gonna tell it’s not true?
 
Royal Guard C : Yes. It’s true. But I’m not gay.
 
Random Royal Guard : Is it hard for you to accept that you fall in love with stallion? Are you just like other ponies who hate gay!?
 
Royal Guard C : No, I accept your sexual preference. I don’t have anything against gay. But I’m not gay.
 
Random Royal Guard : But you? And that Unicorn Royal Guard??
 
Royal Guard C : Sorry. But I have to go now. See ya, soldier.
 
Random Royal Guard : Captain!!!

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ShimmeringStallion

@thps48  
I assume none of the guards witnessed the changeling change into a guard, in the court… and the other two guards just ran off for Celestia; I doubt they’d even remember, since it’s their lives on the line for losing Celestia.
thps48
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Young Leosword
That changeling is a chick, and I assume that random nameless guard who is gay wasn’t witnessed of the incident in the court.
Tragiclady
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

There is no reason two male guards can’t share a bowl of ice cream and talk about boys…
 
Um, I mean… Manly guard stuff! Yeah thats it.
 
I don’t 100% understand whats going on, but this is very kawaii.
forrest

Maybe i shouldnt have binge watched kill la kill cause those shoulder pauldrons remind me of the eye on senket or however you spell it
monolyth

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@Tetrominon  
Background Changeling A is the gray unicorn in the pic, Royal Guard C is the white unicorn, and Random Royal Guard is talking to Royal Guard C in another scene about them eating ice cream and being not gay and stuff.
Tetrominon
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Undesirable
So… wait, I’m a bit confused. Is “Royal Guard C” the one who’s a changeling now? Then what does “Background Changeling A” have to do with this scene at all?
Otterhand
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“What’s that weird pressure I’m feeling captain?”  
“Oh those mares in the background are shipping us you’ll get use to it.”