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And now I can’t help but imagine Elijah serving worshipers of Ba’al with a cease and desist. Maybe that’s what happened and the people who recorded the Bible just decided to punch it up a little. XD
 
“And Elijah did summon the cult of Ba’al to small claims court, for they did knowingly make false representation of divinityTM, in violation of section 2 of the Zadok, please wake up!
 
“Wha? Uhh, Lord? Is it alright if… maybe we punch this up a bit? Not that lawsuits aren’t interesting to read about, Sir, but maybe have a massive fireball or something?”
 
“Ugh. Alright, fine, plebian. But make sure Daniel v. Dragon stays in!”
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maybe it’s not insulting religion, nor promoting it. maybe it’s just making fun of the joke itself, all of those jesus analogies, or just simply, making a new joke around it.
 
personally, I think it’s the latter.
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“no because that bastard sued me for copyright infringement!”
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@Background Pony #65B6  
I can speak only for myself, but as someone who would be considered a religious fanatic fundie Christian by most of the users here, I found this very amusing and not offensive at all.
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@Tetrominon  
In sheep and rhinos, long as enough of the horn is left, it will grow back in a year or two. And considering this is a magical pony princess were talking about, maybe even less time will be needed. (or she can just have the horn reattached)