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A minor issue brought up in Manehattan’s next mayoral election was that of overdramatic fashionistas jumping on lampposts and how it could be stopped.
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My thoughts exactly.
That looks wrong on so many levels.
Such a huge bustling community
And there’s always opportunity
To do the friendly thing
If some are grouchy, pay no mind
Surprise instead with something kind
Lo and behold, you may just find
A smile is what you bring
Generosity, I’m here to show all that I can give
Generosity, I’m here to set the bar
Just sit back and watch how I live
Some may say, “Rarity,
Don’t be so big-hearted and bold
Treating strangers like they’re friends
This town’s too big and cold”
But this is how I play my cards
I’m not about to fold
Where I see a frown, I go to town
Call me the smile patrol
Generosity, I’m here to show all that I can do
Generosity, you are the key
Manehattan, I’m here just for you
Just for you
Just what I was thinking. Imagine Rarity pole dancing on the lamppost like a stripper.
“What does she think this is, a strip-show?”
I almost expected AJ to throw $100 bills at Rarity’s “moneymaker”, if you know what I mean ;)