Shyette I want coffiee It’s with Tingle I wish for grilled cheese. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
neutralgrey @Shepherd You get cheese that was scrapped off a grill I wish Santa was real Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Briianz Granted, but it’s Robot Santa Claus from Futurama. I wish for stuff. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Any Pony Our time has passed You get things. I wish to read more. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Any Pony Our time has passed They crush you I wish to read Braille Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
xRei You’ve come down with severe psoriasis and are now covered in scabby, flaky skin with no tactile sensitivity. I wish to be calm. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
QuasarNova You’re dead. Can’t get calmer than that I wish mail was instantaneously delivered Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Shyette I want coffiee it the wrong people I wish for a sword. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Briianz Granted, but it’s as dull as a butter knife. I wish people had more patience. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
QuasarNova Nothing ever gets done on time I wish to be selfish Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Any Pony Our time has passed You sell fish I wish to purify the land Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Shyette I want coffiee You get rid of men I wish for fireworks. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
QueenChrysalisIsBestVillain She is our Queen They start a wildfire. I wish for legalization of marijuana across the world. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
QuasarNova The ozone layer is replaced with the potzone layer and everyone overdoses I wish for a Santa slay Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Any Pony Our time has passed Santa slays the naughty kids I wish to be an iron jawed angel Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Toyminator900 Sitе Mexican Your teeth are rusted I wish I had the body of a 20 year old Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Shyette I want coffiee a 20-year-old cat. I wish for more stickers. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Toyminator900 Sitе Mexican Someone else takes them and trades them for drugs. I want more speed I said I want to go faster than anyone else have. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Shyette I want coffiee Everybody else is made slower. I wish to dance well. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Briianz Granted, but someone sees how good you are and they challenge you to a dance-off, but you end up losing, leading to humiliation and depression. That “someone” turns out to be Michael Jackson in disguise. I wish I was a wizard. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Shyette I want coffiee you are the wizard of Flumph. I wish we knew the secret. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
QuasarNova It’s not the secret of why kids love cinnamon crunch I wish for smell of coffee every morning Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Shyette I want coffiee it’s poured on you. I wish I was a winner. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply