QuasarNova It’s even worse than the last pirates of the Caribbean I wish for a spring roll Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. It tastes like cinnamon. I wish to have six servings of cinnamon roll. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Mr.Myoozik Music/Charts Enthusiast They’re all from the trash I wish I was on the road Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. You are driving a carpool of jerks who torment you by singing songs that you dislike very much. I wish I was one of those jerks. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Zaknel Mods-Ezekiel 33:11 @HorsesandMuchMOAR You’re so broke that you have nothing to do besides waste twenty dollars making a driver’s life difficult. I wish I could get married already. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. You and your wife move to an outback house in Australia that has been infested with cockatoos kangaroos. I wish I had an aviary. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Zaknel Mods-Ezekiel 33:11 @HorsesandMuchMOAR Granted. You and your wife move to an outback house in Australia that has been infested with cockatoos kangaroos. You gotta corrupt it, though… It’s filled with bird eating spiders. I wish for a single pet red-tailed black cockatoo. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. It builds a spaceship and flies away to Montana. I wish Sonata Dusk was eating at a taco restaurant in Arizona (sounds like the name of a pair). Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Zaknel Mods-Ezekiel 33:11 @HorsesandMuchMOAR She takes control of everyone there with her magic. I wish to have a girlfriend who beats me with me copper pipe whenever she feels like it. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. She is Sonata Dusk, and she always whines to force you to go swimming with her. This image is blocked by your current filter - click here to display it anyway your current filter. I wish she can sing “Under the Sea” and other songs from the Little Mermaid in Spanish for those Arizonan diners. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Zaknel Mods-Ezekiel 33:11 @HorsesandMuchMOAR She coerces me into singing with my terrible singing voice. I wish she would kiss me. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. Adagio and Aria enter the restaurant and fight Sonata for your affection, while everyone else in the restaurant laughs and makes their clumsy brawl into a Youtube meme. I wish people can make this into a Youtube Poop collab! Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Zaknel Mods-Ezekiel 33:11 @HorsesandMuchMOAR They post your real life name as the director, and female employers also beat you. I wish I could be a trigamist with the Dazzlings. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Korora Let's keep calm here... Granted. You are now a knowing and willing collaborator with three vile characters. I wish Plan Nine from Outer Space had been better made. Posted 5 years ago Report Edited 5 years ago Link Quote Reply
QuasarNova It’s still a nonsensical movie just with better models I wish for a plane ticket Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. You end up in Bradistan, and all you see is a ruined city with drunks everywhere. I wish I had a pet Clydesdale horse, such as Trouble Shoes. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
QuasarNova You don’t get the necessary income to support him and by accident sell it to the glue factory I wish magma was safe to approach Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Moonatik Moderatordrank the gender fluid Granted, it’s properties have been switched with that of water. I wish I could kill Daybreaker, in the name of the Night and its Empress. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Twi Clown Übermensch in training Daybreaker has phoenix powers. Killing her wouldn’t do any more than just making her respawn in some seconds to kill you. I wish I could have mind-control powers. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. Your brain gets horrifically disfigured while you use your powers, and you use the mind-control powers to attack yourself. I wish I have a sentient cherry tree. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Korora Let's keep calm here... Granted. It’s a Huorn who makes Old Man Willow look sane by comparison. I wish Sweet Stuff appeared in FiM. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Moonatik Moderatordrank the gender fluid She’s used as the punchline to a shitty joke, and nothing else. I wish for a lifetime supply of Flex Tape. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HorsesandMuchMOAR Gallusposting since 2019 Granted. You accidentally burn it all, mistaking them for fireworks. I wish I have a garden full of cherry tree topiaries. Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Mr.Myoozik Music/Charts Enthusiast George Washington rises from the dead to chop them all I wish my college classes were half an hour apart from each other Posted 5 years ago Report Link Quote Reply