Funny shirts for Ponies (contains NSFW)

im sure you guys have seen them.  
shirts with funny wacky or snarky messages on them.
 
this is a thread for making ones for Equestrians, even charater specific.  
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Pinkie Pie: Did somepony say CUPCAKES?  
Derpy: Give me Muffins and nopony gets hurt  
Princess Celestia: the queen is not amused  
Rainbow: Eat. Sleep. Dash.

how about these:  
Pony Shirts- Maternity Wear!
 
AppleJack:The Foal Want Apples. Lots of Apples.  
Pinkie Pie: Party Inside  
Rarity: Touch the belly, lose the hoof.  
Twilight Sparkle: Mommy’s little mage  
Fluttershy: Foals inside  
Rainbow Dash: Future wonderbolt in training
 
 
The Great and Powerful Trixie: Coming atttaction.  
Derpy: Muffins inside  
Cup Cake: Buns in the oven

Pinkie Pie: Party addict
 
Applejack: Buy some apples!
 
Rainbow Dash: SWAG.

Rarity: I have a brick in my purse.
 
Princess Luna: Never wake before noon midnight.
 
Spike: I have a crush on Rarity

Rarity: I Taught your coltfriend that thing you like.  
Rarity: I taught your marefriend that thing you like.

Pinkie: top lel
 
Rarity: No Fat Mares

Rainbow Dash: I saved the world more times then I can count and all i got was this lousy upper torso garmet.

Daisy joe: Yes their real. Quit staring.
 
Woona: Pwincess of da woon!
 
Fluttershy: Beware of Rabbit

Pinkie Pie: No cupcakes and party make Pinkie go crazy

Spike: this is not a dress.