shyflutter 
(Read it in their voices)
“Discord is the mischievous spirit of Disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest, and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns alike.”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Controversial naughty noise at low altitude. Me and my sister made constant discomfort, akoistria and misery. The Moon, Earth horses, very painful raining unicorns.
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Controversy is the hoax is a division of the life. My sister and I are in his left akoistria continuing turmoil and suffering. Luna, experienced miserable living room knots when it clearly, Rainbows and unicorns.”
“Out of all things that could happen, this is THE WORST POSSIBLE THING! “
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Everything that happens will be worse.”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Be able to come or it will be be worse.”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“All you can do is the worst you can imagine!”
“I never leave home without my party cannon!”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Never put a gun to shoot at the House!”
“Beware! Beware you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke!”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Carefully! Be careful with the hairstyle of the herd! Jokes are blue.”
“Whining? I am not “whining”. I am complaining. Do you want to hear “whining”? This is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It’s going to chafe! Can’t you loosen it?! OH! It hurts and it’s so rusty! Why didn’t you clean it first?”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Lodge a complaint? Uncomplaining. ’ I complained. You will hear complain about? It complained! Aooohhh! It is tight! Philip! We can’t just release it? Ah! Damage and rust! Why don’t you first cleanse?”
“You look like you’d be good at eating cupcakes!”
…18 translations later, Bing gives us:
“It seems to be well fed.”
“Discord is the mischievous spirit of Disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest, and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns alike.”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Controversial naughty noise at low altitude. Me and my sister made constant discomfort, akoistria and misery. The Moon, Earth horses, very painful raining unicorns.
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Controversy is the hoax is a division of the life. My sister and I are in his left akoistria continuing turmoil and suffering. Luna, experienced miserable living room knots when it clearly, Rainbows and unicorns.”
“Out of all things that could happen, this is THE WORST POSSIBLE THING! “
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Everything that happens will be worse.”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Be able to come or it will be be worse.”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“All you can do is the worst you can imagine!”
“I never leave home without my party cannon!”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Never put a gun to shoot at the House!”
“Beware! Beware you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke!”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Carefully! Be careful with the hairstyle of the herd! Jokes are blue.”
“Whining? I am not “whining”. I am complaining. Do you want to hear “whining”? This is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It’s going to chafe! Can’t you loosen it?! OH! It hurts and it’s so rusty! Why didn’t you clean it first?”
…8 translations later, Bing gives us:
“Lodge a complaint? Uncomplaining. ’ I complained. You will hear complain about? It complained! Aooohhh! It is tight! Philip! We can’t just release it? Ah! Damage and rust! Why don’t you first cleanse?”
“You look like you’d be good at eating cupcakes!”
…18 translations later, Bing gives us:
“It seems to be well fed.”
