Stupid/Funny/Cringy stuff you did at secondary school/high school?

Background Pony #0908
I’ll get us started:
  1. Convinced the head teacher/principal that I couldn’t speak English and only understood Polish (this went on for 3 years).
  2. Wrote my forename in block capitals on the school playing field by doing burnouts with a motorcycle.
I’ll leave it at that for now.
Twiface
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Princess of Kirinposting
I had a crush on a girl who I knew didn’t like me back, but I attempted to ask her to prom in a way that publicly embarrassed us both (Because of that, I have never asked a girl out ever again)
I smuggled an MLP quote into the yearbook (“Clock is ticking Twilight, clock is ticking!”)
But nobody seemed to get the reference.
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