Vent thread

@Myoozik  
Man, glad it didn’t last long

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So there’s a journalist cunt out there named David Leavitt.
 
You may remember him from such atrocities as joking about the Manchester attack literally 30 minutes after it happened, and “throwing a party” when Anthony Bourdain killed himself (with whom he had a personal beef).
 
Well, the waste of sperm is back, this time trying to shame a Target manager on Twitter, and having called the cops on the store for a .01 cent error.
 
People like him need to be hit by a car.

It’s probably nothing, but rather than have me ‘Off’ on mondays, by schedule reads as having zero hours.
 
I found this about because i couldn’t access my schedule the usual way and had to go in a back door by pretending to schedule some time off.
 
I don’t trust my job.

All I’ve managed to do lately is sleep.

@OldMangyMutt  
That’s better than no sleep.

@Scrabbleman  
I like sleep but oversleeping feels awful, and yet I’m usually exhausted. Again, it could be anemia..I plan on visiting the doctor this month.

You ever slept so soundly you had two layers of dream? Like some inception shit?
 
For real last night I was doing my day job and I started to notice something was totally off and things started unraveling so I woke up. In a car. My first thought was like: Oh yeah ofc I prolly got sleepy when I was on my way to somehwere that I decided to pull over to take a nap. No biggie.
 
Then as I was thinking about the stuff I was gonna do today, I started questioning to where I was going and why do I even have a car?!
 
I don’t own a car where I live and work at the moment!
 
Then I woke up, in my bed. LATE FOR WORK.

It’s -19c.

What kills me about sleep is I’ve never had any sexy dreams. Everytime things start to get spicy I’ll either wake up, The Dream will take a turn down nightmare street or I’ll turn down the literal Lady of my dreams.

@Terminal Red  
I know how you feel…

@Terminal Red  
On the bright side I never died in my dreams, even when monsters and horror movie villains caught me.  
I always have plot armor and gain superpowers to the point that: if I was on the third floor, running at a door, and I want that door to be an exit to the ground floor, it WILL be that.  
If I was cornered and the guy about to knife me, and I want him to miss slightly to my left so I can circle around him, that will happen.  
By the time I realize I was in my dream and I have control, it’s usually over for my assailant. Either I become an anime protagonist or I wake up.

@tehwatever  
I still remember A dream I had as a kid. I was strapped to a Gurny and choking because something had taken a chunk out of my throat. A doctor who looked like the villain from reanimator stabbed me in the eye while I couldn’t move And I remember actually thinking I was dieing. My breathing stopped, I felt freezing cold my thoughts were slowing down until I stopped thinking and my vision went black.
 
I jolted awake the same way you do when you dream of falling. I’ve never forgotten this dream and never experienced anything like it since.

I’ve never never taken control of a dream but I’ve realized I was dreaming during nightmares and forced myself awake a few times.

Every time I find out I’m dreaming, the first thing I do is fly. And it’s awesome.

@tehwatever  
So many multiple layers it takes 20 minutes for me to be convinced I’m awake.
 
 
@Anonycat  
Yep. I like moving quickly around dreamscapes. Something about the flight, the feeling of wind and motion. I also bound off objects, and run along walls, I think some assassin’s creed and Naruto got into my dreams.

I.. I think I’m having withdrawal symptoms…

@Ninji  
HAHAHAHA wooow that must be one heck of an experience.

@Terminal Red  
I wish there was a way to engage in a sexy dream easily….

I lost my job at Pizza Hut

@Holofan4life  
That sucks.
 
Why?

@Holofan4life  
Sorry…

@WyrmSpawN  
They say it was because of poor behavior. However, they spent most of the time telling me I was doing a great job.

@Background Pony #F68E  
From what? What are the symptoms like?
 
@tehwatever  
It sometimes comes with muscle weakness, paralysis, and general anxiety. Sometimes the sensations of dreaming and confusion carry on into my wake state, but I feel pretty normal after a cup of coffee.
 
 
@Holofan4life  
That’s some bullshit because treating employees like people cost too much.