Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Never participated in No-Nut November. The whole idea is stupid.

@DanielOrange
Where on earth did you read it described in such seething terms as ‘asinine’?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
…Google? As I said in the same post? Literally the first word in my post?

@DanielOrange
Google is a search engine, the actual words had to some from an actual website. if it was somehow the first thing you saw, they would had a link where the words were typed.

…right, well, anyway, I’m gonna go through and pick my 50 favorite pics for my “limited porn November” challenge.

Princess Peach is so pretty.

@Shyette
I’d smash her~

I like big tatas.

I like female demon that I could get along with.

If I weren’t autistic and introverted and wanted to date, I’d date a small-breasted woman who also had a big-breast fetish, at least she wouldn’t need to worry about IRL issues like back pain, lack of bras in enormous sizes or uncomfortable leering from men.

Three types of women I’d like to experience would be a fellow bodybuilder, a dwarf, and an amazon.

I’ve always wanted to be with a dwarf as well.

I tried to get with a dwarf girl way back in my high-school days. She was a feisty little thing, and clocked in at only like 3foot 5. She was a little more interested in playing for her own team if you catch my meaning, so it didn’t work out.

@Zincy
She was gay in other words.

@Zincy
This is making me want to make jokes about how baby gates would keep her from sneaking out.

But then I’d be no better than the people who make fun of my disability every day.

@Meanlucario
I thought he meant someone else who was short. How silly of me.

The one year I actually decided to participate I “lost” less than a week later, because I was offered a one-night stand that I didn’t say no to.

Start the day off right with facebook bimbos!

No Nut November is a joke - and not a funny one either.

I’m calling my challenge NNPN (No New-Porn November)

Sex with a ghost would either be the best or worst experience.

Why is it the sexiest stuff is also the most problematic? Big boobs cause back pain, anthro animals are technically bestiality, etc.

@Emerald Tanuki
I never heard the anthro one before.

@Emerald Tanuki
Forbidden fruit.

@TheHappySpaceman
Exactly.