[NSFW] Monster Musume thread

@The★Rickmeister
 
D’awwwwww
 
@Hali the Emoji girl
 
I chuckled
 
@Cruiser Bruiser
 
Adorasexy

You’re working at your office job when she walks in.
 
Meet your new boss.
 

@Random-Rambling  
Miss Hardass?

@Meanlucario
 
In more ways than one.

@Random-Rambling  
She’s going to tough as nails to deal with.

@Dirty Bit
 
Don’t underestimate little guys or your asshole will be sore. 🙂

@Random-Rambling  
She’s definitely the kind of person who would scold me for being 15 seconds late.
 
To date her, you have to teach her how to open up after work. Don’t even try to flirt during working hours or else she’ll break your arm and fire you for incompetence. Even when you’re finally dating, she’d still treat you the same way during work.
 
Also, she’ll have a bad relationship with her parents so meeting them for the first time is going to get awkward because they don’t like you and they think she’s wasting her time not marrying some rich dragonoid and retiring.

@Random-Rambling
 
While making a big goofy grin “awesome”!

@Random-Rambling
 
I want her step on me and sit on my face.

@ExtreVile  
Is she fucking dead?

I was going to wait until Halloween or October to post this but I decide I won’t wait that long so if you love the ghoul school girls watch this.

@Hali the Emoji girl  

 
You’ll have to.get into her good graces first, which will NOT be easy….

@Scrabbleman  

 
Maybe

@ExtreVile  

 
There’s no blood anywhere.

@Random-Rambling  
She’s been punctured multiple times.

@Scrabbleman  
How foolish of you to assume she’s romanceable.

@Random-Rambling  
Ms. “Perfect”?

Mad Hatter.  

 
Dorome  

@PonyPon  

 
I know, which is why I’m wondering how she’s not bleeding everywhere.

@ExtreVile
 
Oh no! Coco got Narancia’d!

@Dirty Bit  
???

@The★Rickmeister  
HOLY SHIT IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!?