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Fox News has figured it out guys. The war in Ukraine isn’t for possible geopolitical reasons or the more likely reason of Putin suffering from roid rage and Tiny Dick Sydrome. No it’s because, and I kid you not, Greta Thunberg!
KATIE PAVLICH (CO-HOST): Greg, isn’t this the reason we are in this situation in the first place, because they can’t get themselves off of Russian oil because European countries and the United States are fine with – they say we’re not gonna drill here, but we’ll still get oil from somewhere else.GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): I’ve been waiting for this segment for days. This is the irony of letting children like Greta Thunberg take up shelf space in your brain. Think about all of the adults that took her opinion over the – over the progress made in fracking or drilling or the necessity of coal in nearly every country. But – you know – no, no, no no. “How dare you?” Remember that! “How dare you?” We all sat there, oh, maybe she’ll drop solar panels down into Kyiv to save people. It’s not going to happen.China and Russia must have been laughing at us when we were allowed to be lectured on world affairs by a 14-year-old. Oil is a world affair, energy is a world affair, fuel’s a world affair. We got to wake up, we also got to get back into the nuclear world – the anti-nuke ideology put us in a hole for many decades. It’s probably the greenest fuel that we will ever see. The sooner we get back to nuclear, the sooner we – we were almost energy independent, remember the good old days?
It’s a sad day when I have to give Tucker Carlson credit. But that snake saw where the winds were blowing and shifted his rhetoric a few days ago. But Greg Gutfeld is such a legit actual moron he still is openly simping for his Vladdy Daddy, and mixing in his waking terror of a 14yo while he does it.
