The Cringe Thread [Possible NSFW]

@Anonycat
 
I’m five ten two hundred pounds and you can see my ribs, wonder what mine looks like.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
My mom accidentally squirted herself in the eye with a Tide pod.
 
She poked a hole in it as she had dyed her hair purple, and wanted to get it all washed out fast enough for the election.
 
But it shot out and hit her in the eye instead, had to spend a week washing her eye out.

God could people quit using fear mongering to support their position.
 
Using sirens, guns, barking, people yelling, bombs going off, animals about to get put down.
 
Some of us are trying to have a nice groovy trip over here. Thanks for reminding my reptilian brain i’m on earth, the one place all bad things happen.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That’s glitter, right? Please tell me that’s glitter

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Twilight’s vampire bukkake lol.

@RhodieNite  
go to any porn site and search “figure bukkake”… On a second thought, don’t do it…

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I see your macaroons and I deal this bread:  
 
Yes, its bread.

@Anonycat  
Awesome.

@Anonycat  
That ain’t bread. That ain’t bread at all.

@Anonycat  

 
Nice looking cakes!

Those nail haters.
 

@Minshi Woods  

 
Da fuq is date???

@Takengrin Endmmar: Taken God King of Fear  
I think is supposed to be one of theses things  

@YetAnotherBrony  
Diablo Immortal? More like Diablo Dead-on-Arrival

-ace
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
You had one job

@Takengrin Endmmar: Taken God King of Fear
 
ONE JOB!
 

@YetAnotherBrony  
XD

1988: There will be flying cars in the future
 

 
30 years later:
 

She tied her hair with her strechtched out earlobe.
 
Blurg, I’m about to lose my coughpills and alcohol to the floor.