[nsfw] The Pokemon thread
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
Very nice. I tried remembering their original cries from the games while looking through them.
Background Pony #F55B
Hey Quilladin. You’re looking quite thick today. I think you need to be punished for your physique. So get on the ground!
Oh Mr. Braixen, I’ll do ad you say! I’ve been a bad girl and I deserve to disciplined with your Stick of Justice.
Oh it will give you justice today.
Background Pony #F55B
Gengar: As her former master, I could get her to do anything I want and I meant anything…
Hero: …Oh my Arceus.
Gengar: I know I’m ashamed of what I did to her.
Hero: I knew you were bad, but just because Gardevoirs are sexy pokemon that made nice posterd, doesn’t mean you should just try have your way with her.
Gengar: …What the hell are you talking about, you sicko? I was talking about stealing money from old people! …And what do you mean sexy? You actually found them hot?
Hero: …Uh I gotta go escort a pokemon. Bye!
phoenixacezero
Mc Trainer: Here the report on Decidueye mating you ask for Professor Laventon.
Laventon: Impressive. This is such detailed report. One question- What pokemon did you paired your Decidueye with?
Mc Trainer: ……..
Laventon: …You paired them with another Pokemon, right?
Mc Trainer: Lets just say, I’ll probably soon be the proud parent of a bunch of rowlets.
Laventon: Impressive. This is such detailed report. One question- What pokemon did you paired your Decidueye with?
Mc Trainer: ……..
Laventon: …You paired them with another Pokemon, right?
Mc Trainer: Lets just say, I’ll probably soon be the proud parent of a bunch of rowlets.
Background Pony #64E6
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Background Pony #F55B
Day 20 as a Vaporeon. I thought being a Vaporeon would compesate for my social awkwardness and my neet status. I asked a lady Blaziken I rescued if she’d like me to “hydrate” her and she kicked me soccer ball. It’s not fair I thought the copypasta would ensure I would lose my virginity! Why did you lie to me?!?! Now I have to go on exploration missions and get underpaid and yelled at instead of playing League of Legends!!!
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