Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Maybe it was an automatic gun or rifle and couldn’t time out the shoots good enough.

Virgin Rolex cocksucker vs. Chad “Dora the Explorer” themed kiddie digital watch.

My watch being literally stolen free of charge, and being already cheap-ass worth in the market

What goes around, comes back around. :)

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
It’s the ciiiircle of life~

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
I want some dino nuggies

No wonder Marshall got a fucked up childhood…

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
That image is a classic!

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Oh god, why…?

America depicts the Palestinian Alarm Clock as a bomb.
What it truly depicts is, the loud Salah through a giant speaker outside a mosque. That’s how it’ll truly wake me up instantaneously. 🙏

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Reference.

Whoever said “beauty is only skin deep” clearly hasn’t been rejected like a thousand times during high school.

@Scrabbleman
Clever joke, Seth.

Frankly I had to be realistic about this.

For the last fucking time, no!

@Background Pony #A1B1
I hate that so much

@Mr.Myoozik
Likewise

I think it’s some sort of alert.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
That’s a classic

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
It’s a good thing I’ve never tried boba tea

@Mr.Myoozik
That’s too bad. Best balls to suck!

Went to my local dollar store barefoot to get some cold brew, and I saw another customer walk in also barefoot and without a shirt. Great minds think alike

@Mr.Myoozik
That sounds great, though also walking in without a shirt is something I’d imagine you can get away with in a store like that in Florida anyway