@AaronMk
Thank you for your offer of small villas in Bogotá. However, solid bars of gold are more useful. Please deliver as many solid bars of gold as you are willing to offer for the site per directions on the Contact page. Please note the solid bars of gold are non-refundable if we find your offer lacking or insincere.
@Skoon
The only thing I know about Dragon Quest is the pornography, so if it’s delivered in the form of solid bars of golden pornography that would be fine, but remember: non-refundable.
You won’t want it back after we’re done with it, anyway.