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Misty Brightdawn:
Okay, she’s coming…Professor:
Wait wait wait, hold on a second!
(Punches Misty so hard in her nose, it ends up bleeding and looking crooked)College Activist:
PROFESSOR!!Professor:
WHAT???!! I’m just trying to make it look convincing!Butler:
Then just make it look convincing! *Don’t actually clock her in the face!!*Twin Filly:
GUYS GUYS, get it together!!Professor, have a little faith in Misty, huh?Professor:
Trust me, I’ve seen this in many police dramas!Jeez, Professor! You could’ve given a heads-up first!Professor:
If I gave her a heads-up, she would’ve tried shoving me away with her telekinesis on impulse!Misty: Mm! Help! Help!Opaline: Misty, what did you do?!Professor:
(Holds a broken glass bottle shard against Misty’s neck)
GIVE US BACK OUR DRAGON FRIEND, or else your minion gets the Yakistani necktie treatment!!You probably already know what it looks like when you cross the Yaksyndicate, because YOU had lived long enough to interact with all the other non-pony races when Twilight Sparkle was pulling the reins of the empire!See, Opaline? This is what happens when you cross the border beyond the Yaksyndicate!Twin Colt:
YOU ARE ONE BIG MEANIE!!!!Butler:
(Whispering) Professor, you’re SCARING the children!Twin Filly:
Ugghhuggu—uhh—–(shaking in fear of both the Professor and Opaline)Misty: They overpowered me, Opaline! They tricked me and tied me up!Professor:
That’s right! Lucky for us, you didn’t anticipate our police friend to be armed with a special anti-magic grenade device that can dispel ANY dumb enchanted shield!!Special anti-magic grenade device? Yeesh Professor, overconfident much?Professor:
SHHH! Don’t ruin the illusion!College Activist:
Uhhh—YEAH!! SO PONY UP our sweet little Sparky, or uhhh—!!Professor:
(Presses glass shard hard against Misty’s chest )
Guard Stallion: (draws sword) Don’t make this harder for yourselves! Leave the premises and nopony else has to get hurt!